I am pissed off.
I began wearing a pair of summer sandals, back when it was warm.
Then I got a rash across the tops of my feet.
Now it looks like I have fucking leprosy.
When the rash abruptly started producing large red welts, I Sought Medical Attention. The Urgent Care guy says maybe ringworm from the shoes.
Ringworm*!
What in the blue
fuck?!?!
You don't want to see my feet right now. Or maybe you do. But they're gross
G_d gave me a plague in time for Passover.
* ringworm is not a worm.