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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 07:13 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:19 PM       
i love video games a shit load and if that make me a dork to then fine. thats just the label on ppl who love video games. ya know, like when men like bum sex they are labeled as fags, right zomboid?
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:23 PM       
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i love video games a shit load and if that make me a dork to then fine. thats just the label on ppl who love video games. ya know, like when men like bum sex they are labeled as fags, right zomboid?
Wtfuck is this fag shit.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:34 PM       
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i love video games a shit load and if that make me a dork to then fine. thats just the label on ppl who love video games. ya know, like when men like bum sex they are labeled as fags, right zomboid?
Yeah, that's the kind of witty retort I'd expect from a newfie. Keep on dishing out those Grade A insults, me buddy.

Cow- Yeah, I'm extremely offended. You really know where to hit me where it counts; my xbox ownership.

Nerds, look. I love video games too. I consider it my #1 pass time, but I think that when you go from enjoying a game to fucking in-depth discussion on stats, tactics, etc (especially in relatively simple games like mario soccer and smash bros, schimid), you're crossing that line into unadulterated faggotry.

edit: I forgot to mention, cow. I have a wii too, but I like to play games that don't suck, aren't aimed at kids, and have good online play. So you can see why I enjoy my 360 while my wii sits in the corner until I have a buddy over to play smash bros with. Or if I feel like playing something on the virtual console. PS - Fuck you wiiware.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:20 PM       
given your signature and everything else about you, i'll assume you own an xbox

if you are offended by what i am implying then you are no more of a dork than we are!

edit: this is directed at zomboid not hellbeast
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:28 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:39 PM       
IT'S CALLED META GAME YOU ASSHOLE
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:42 PM       
I don't know what part of my post that refers to.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:47 PM       
Strikers is no way in hell simple

I couldn't even figure out how to score beyond spamming shots and hoping they went in until like 3 hours after I bought it :<
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:47 PM       
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I don't know what part of my post that refers to.
BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT A FUCKIGN DORK LIKE ME
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:49 PM       
Likewise Zomboid I like to play games that aren't generic shooters aimed at the frat brothers of Phi Beta Jackass which is why I haven't picked up a 360 yet
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:50 PM       
The Pokémon phenomenon debuts on WiiWare with My Pokémon Ranch, a game that lets you watch as Pokémon and Miis interact with each other for the first time. Enjoy the relaxing ranch life by viewing your ranch and its Pokémon, taking pictures and sending those pictures to your friends via the Wii Message Board. The more Pokémon and Miis you bring to your ranch, the more fun it becomes.
My Pokémon Ranch can be linked with the Nintendo DS Pokémon Diamond and Pokémon Pearl Game Cards to deposit the Pokémon you’ve caught in these games in your ranch. You can deposit a maximum of 1,000 Pokémon from up to eight different game cards. Make your ranch livelier by playing with your friends and family.
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10 bucks to... do what? What do you do in this? Let your created people play with pokemon? Thank you nintendo, for another revolutionary step forward for the gaming industry.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:52 PM       
Mabye it's like Monster Rancher?

That game was pretty sweet.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:54 PM       
HI I'M SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I REALLY WISH I COULD PLAY AN INNOVATIVE GAME THAT TAKES "another revolutionary step forward for the gaming industry" GOD I WISH I HAD THAT
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HI I'M SEVEN YEARS OLD AND I REALLY WISH I COULD PLAY AN INNOVATIVE GAME THAT TAKES "another revolutionary step forward for the gaming industry" GOD I WISH I HAD THAT
Somehow, I get the feeling you'll be getting the game anyway. I can't imagine the mentality of weird, ugly artist wannabes and little kids would be too terribly different.

Maaaaaaan I wish we would get mario paint for the wii!!!! I could use my wiimote to paint and stuff. That's the direction I want video games to head in. Thank you, nintendo
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:57 PM       
So this promo pic for The Conduit has made me miss 90's PC shooters.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:57 PM       
You weren't even born in the 90's, Guitar Woman.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:58 PM       
lol you said it not us
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 08:59 PM       
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:01 PM       
Did you watch your monsters play with humans in that game? Because from the sounds of it, that's all you do here. That, and hook it up with your other nintendo products to enjoy more bullshit.

I love how you always claim the 360 has nothing but shooters. I'm not even going to bother starting up that old argument again because it's pointless. There are a lot of great games from different genres on it and it's as simple as that.

And again with the frat thing? Are you really such an insecure little basement dweller that you feel the need to take weak little jabs at the people you seem to think you're so above? You're not deep and misunderstood, you're not smarter than the vast majority of the guys who are in frats and enjoy binge drinking, and you're never going to have sex with a woman without paying for it.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:02 PM       
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Are you really such an insecure little basement dweller that you feel the need to take weak little jabs at the people you seem to think you're so above? You're not deep and misunderstood, you're not smarter than the vast majority of the guys who are in frats and enjoy binge drinking, and you're never going to have sex with a woman without paying for it.
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I have friends, I have a great paying summer job, and I'm going back to college in the fall.

You have no real life friends, you are an awkward little shit who probably couldn't even make it at a mcdonald's, and you've been in the psych ward.

Yeah, it's the pot calling the kettle black alright.
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Old Jul 13th, 2008, 09:03 PM       
For the record, no, I'm not universally misunderstood.

I think it's just you and/or Gadzooks. But he's funny about it.
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