Have you done the Let's Get To Know You thread yet? We here at I-Mockery (at least the people who matter) have a pretty good knowledge of each other. That's kind of what seperates us from other internet forums.
It's only a sik burn if you snortle to yourself as you think of what to say, right before you go back to crying and rummaging around in the front of your piss-stained tighty whities.