Apparently my shithead dog got away today and got 3 blocks before neighborhood kids helped corral her.
Between that and her abysmal behavior last week at obedience school, I'm a little depressed about her trainability
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STANDARD POODLES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART, DAMMIT.