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elx
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Join Date: May 2009
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:03 AM
happy new years eve :D
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Chojin
was never good
Join Date: Apr 1999
Dec 31st, 2009, 09:02 AM
man 10k, with that bitch i'd hold her down and make her piss on a test in front of a lie detector before I'd believe that shit
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MLE
CHIEF OF POLICE
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Nice Chinese Restaurant
Dec 31st, 2009, 10:28 AM
They sell DNA kits at Rite Aid as well.
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Pentegarn
WHAT'S THIS?!
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian present
Dec 31st, 2009, 10:34 AM
Ah see? You found it without my help :P
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MLE
CHIEF OF POLICE
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Nice Chinese Restaurant
Dec 31st, 2009, 10:37 AM
I'm not DML, you queermo ;<
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Pentegarn
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian present
Dec 31st, 2009, 10:44 AM
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I'm not DML, you queermo ;<
I was referring to when you asked me where the third thread was in the thread in loveline. But thanks for that pointless insult anyway
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MLE
CHIEF OF POLICE
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: Nice Chinese Restaurant
Dec 31st, 2009, 11:26 AM
Oh, gotcha. I see what you mean now. In the context of this thread though, you can see why I took that as how I took it.
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Pentegarn
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian present
Dec 31st, 2009, 11:36 AM
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Oh, gotcha. I see what you mean now. In the context of this thread though, you can see why I took that as how I took it.
Totally
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Dec 31st, 2009, 12:58 PM
Yeah, I saw those tests in the drug store and I was all "WTF?" Now I know WTF
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Pentegarn
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: In a dystopian present
Dec 31st, 2009, 01:10 PM
I have never seen one myself (never had cause to look for one either thankfully)
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"If this forum got a ten dollar donation for every asshole who ducked out of a thread with "lol suckers you got TROLLED" after completely embarrassing themselves, this place would be paid for twenty years in advance." - Supafly345
"I wish I had 2000 feet! So I could put 500 of them in each of your asses!"
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Dec 31st, 2009, 01:14 PM
They were next to my anal lube
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Kitsa
teacup of sunshine
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Dec 31st, 2009, 01:25 PM
If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Dec 31st, 2009, 01:33 PM
I think it's a fairly new product.
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Pentegarn
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Dec 31st, 2009, 01:56 PM
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If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?
Because "You are NOT the father" moments are epic. That and the cashing in your 15 minutes of fame thing.
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10,000 Volt Ghost
SKATASTIC
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Buffalo, NY
Dec 31st, 2009, 02:04 PM
In Maury Povich Russia, DNA test pays you.
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Guitar Woman
Drugs+drugs+rock+roll
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Portland, OR
Dec 31st, 2009, 02:21 PM
lol, I'm so high I can barely keep my eyes focused
I don't think I've ever felt better in my life, why is this punishable by law again?
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Colonel Flagg
after enough bourbon ...
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Philadelphia
Dec 31st, 2009, 02:39 PM
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If you can get them at rite aid, why are people still selling their souls to Maury? Just stupid/shameless?
You got it. Selling. As in $$$$$$. Or in most of their cases, $.
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Kitsa
teacup of sunshine
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: curator of the WTFbus museum
Dec 31st, 2009, 02:55 PM
Maury kind of creeps me out. In some respects it's sleazier than Springer.
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Immortal Goat
Now with less sodium!
Join Date: Apr 2003
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:17 PM
It's the sweaters. He looks like a creepy grampa or something.
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:32 PM
IDK last time I saw Springer it was a circus with legless freaks and midgets.
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MarioRPG
I hate this hacker crap!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Ontario, Canada
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:35 PM
IT'S YO BABY ITS YO BABY
Maury is great.
e: oh and theres a blue moon tonight or sumpin ps
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LOVE, YOUR FIJIAN HOST DAD
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Tadao
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Join Date: Jul 2002
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:37 PM
yep, next one will be in 028
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bigtimecow
rockfuckcunt
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: mash and two tits
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:51 PM
oh THAT'S what you meant by blue moon beer making money
maybe i'll get some then
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Sam
The Unicorn
Join Date: Feb 2003
Dec 31st, 2009, 03:55 PM
THE FUCKING MOOOON
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Tadao
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Dec 31st, 2009, 03:59 PM
dude
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