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Kahl, you should rape elx and kill 2 birds with 1 stone.
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she's too small i would probably end up murdering her ;/
plus I can't keep it up when I'm banging pretentious girls, she'd probably wear a monocole and the entire time lecture me on how I should be doing it in the appropriate missionary style and how I'm not doing the missionary position right because my penis isn't at the exact pre-determined angle I dunno dude it seems like too much work. I'd probably have to google for like five hours before i could even have sex with her.