HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
I'm going to the largest fair in the area in a few...same one as the "SEE THE STRANGE THING" booth. You could all chip in via Paypal toward the dollar admission, I'd see the strange thing and report back.