WoW - Oh God Please Let Me Get A CE For Burning Crusade

[Chojin]

Because you all are also boring.

If you all want some tips on how to make a not-boring MMORPG thread, check out the City Of Heroes one.

[AChimp]

This thread isn't here to entertain. It's a very serious thread about a serious topic for serious homos.

[Helm]

Perhaps you can give us a preview of the part where you illustrate why boring threads go on for 26 pages?

I'm ok with you nerds keeping to yourselves in here, for one. I think it's cute and you know your place.

[James]

Originally Posted by Chojin

Because you all are also boring.

If you all want some tips on how to make a not-boring MMORPG thread, check out the City Of Heroes one.

Once I get my new computer, I will have a thrilling tale about my JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH!

[Carnivore]

Well my life is officially worthless because Chojin, whose approval I so desperately seek, thinks I'm boring. And Helm, for whose approbation I also yearn, calling me a nerd is just salt in my gaping wound. Oh, woe am I.

[executioneer]

maybe this thread will bring about a reconciliation between carnivore and achimp over the final fantasy 7/return to zork affair

[Dr. V]

Here's what I think of Chojin's opinion on this game,

OGRE POOPIE!!!

http://img18.paintedover.com/uploads/18/poop.bmp

[Chojin]

I never said the game was bad, I just said that you all are being thoroughly uninteresting in your discussion of it. There's no need to get all upset.

[DeadKennedys]

Maybe if you interjected something other than your antics with your guild boyfriends or "ooh I got my mount!" this thread could go places.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Why bother? It was made to talk about that shit. 26 pages is a place.

[the_dudefather]

oh noes we are all nerds who should 'get a life'

thank you for showing me the error of my ways

i am not hip enough to be allowed to live :'(

[Chojin]

Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah. Woah.

Okay, look, this isn't working at all. I didn't want you all to have some sort of epiphany and go outside or something. I really don't care who you are or what you do, so long as it doesn't bump one of the forums I read with boring tripe.

Play WOW and be nerds. It's cool. I endorse it (That's how you KNOW it's cool!). Just be more interesting about it. Post pictures! Dress up like your WOW character! Paint yourself green and kill your neighbor! IT'S ALL GOOD, JUST PLEASE STOP BORING ME. I BEG OF YOU.

[the_dudefather]

ok ok, ill attempt to be more interesting.

uhh......

[ziggytrix]

if this thread stopped being boring (especially for non WoW players) I'd be upset.

today I break the 100 gold mark and i've still got 5 levels til i can get my dinoride. i honestly don't expect anyone to give a fuck, but i thought chojin might like to know, since he can't resist reading every single post in this thread... wooha!

[Chojin]

NNRGH NNF ENNNRGH

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I get a free mount. It's a burning horse. I saw a gnome riding one. It looked rediculous.

[ziggytrix]

hey, you forgot to end that post with a "sorry, chojin"

i think every stupid/pointless post in this thread should end with one of those from here on out.

sorry, chojin.

[Chojin]

The best part? I totally was just gonna leave it at my original post in this thread before it became apparent it was such a sore spot.

[ziggytrix]

no telling!! i enjoy reading carnivore's attempts to glorify the pointlessness that is this thread.

god i can't wait to get home and see all the money in my mailbox. the auction house is so very mah bitch. but i get to work late today. boo.


edit: I know! We can rename this thread the "WoW Player Livejournal." That would be quite fitting, don't you think?

[EisigerBiskuit]

Today, I got ganked by a shaman in Alterac. He was sooooo mean! >.<
Got 5g from Frost Oil Recipe in the AH, made my day much better. Maybe I'll lay off the Sapper Charges, since I'm in such a good mood =/

mood: good ^_^

[DamnthatDavid]

Basement Empire

[the_dudefather]

created my first alt character today: undead-warlock-jawless

the awesomeness of the ability to ROCK!

[Dr. V]

Does he need instructions to know how to rock?

K i got a cool story.

I was traveling in Alterac looking for more iron to claim when suddenly a paladin caught my eye. Without hesitation I rushed him, causing him to run. I slashed his hamstring making it difficult for the fool to escape. He kept casting a magic shield on himself but I knew he would run out of mana eventually. Finally he had no choice and tried to use his hearthstone to escape. He didn't. I slaughtered him right then and there, without taking one shot to my body. It was a flawless battle, Thrall would be proud. I bathed in his blood, but I knew his spirit would return soon. So I stood way back and hid in the hills. I used my spyglass to keep watch on him. To my surprise he would not let his spirit free from his body and soon after, another paladin came about and attempted to resurrect him. Just as his incantations were about to finish, I charged him and knocked him dizzy. This one had some fight in him but he was no match for the blood soaked nightmare that was my blade. I cut down him where he stood and watched him fall before my feet. I let out a primal scream and the battle ended. A while later their spirits returned to their bodies. I knew my limits and could not take them both at once. The cowards used their hearthstones to flee. They knew they were no match for the bloody rage of the Horde.

The first guy was 37 and the second was 39. It was very satisfying

[Carnivore]

Attempts to glorify this thread? I don't seem to recall singing this thread's praises, merely pointing out that I don't give a flip if Chojin finds it entertaining. I'll merely continue to post in it infrequently, as I have been all along, and keep it as boring for him as possible. It's what Leroy Jenkins would want me to do.

[AChimp]

I've seen all the guys in that Leeroy video a few times. I killed a couple of them too.

They are very friendly, though, so I felt bad.

I hit level 54 last night and finished Zul Farrak. I was the only one with the mallet to hit the gong for Gahzrilla and everyone was all "hit the gong hit the gong hit the gong" so I did and after we killed Gahzrilla, the priest was all like "why'd you hit the gong when I was out of mana?"