THE TOTAL DECIMATION OF FUCKTARDS THREAD :D

[WINO]

GOOD GAWD! what a waste of good bandwidth.

[The Retro Kat]

UR A WASTE OF GOOD BANDWIDTH, REDNECK

[Anonymous]

Wino: Your proccupation with your "drawers" being washed and making members of the same sex as you, your "bitch" tells me several things...

1. You're a fucking faggot who loves the fucking taste of manchowder.

2. You're a fucking dicksnot who's still wearing fucking diapers because Mommy didn't toilet train him, since she was too busy blowing some fuckface for crack money.

3. You're a fucking dipshit masochistic loser who's jerking off to people abusing you and your pathetic "insults".

4. You're fucking fucktard.

Decimated bitch.

[WINO]

hickery dickery dock...mad max was sucking my cock.....the clock struck two, and i shot my goo....then I dropped the bitch off at the end of the block.

decimated my ass!

[MetalMilitia]

:/ that is awful wino.

[WINO]

I do my best.....thanx

[Anonymous]

HOLY SHIT WINO IS RIPPING OFF OLD ANDREW DICE CLAY NURSERY RHYMES! WOW THIS GUY SURE IS HARDCORE!

As hardcore as WINO is, I sure as hell don't wanna meet him in a dark alley! Mainly because I don't want to see HIS FUCKTARD ASS GETTING FUCKED BY A JUNKIE FOR 10 DOLLARS!

Shit, even MetalMilitia thought that sucked goat balls, you fucking wacky bitch boy. Hey next time dig up some Sam Kinneson material, you unoriginal fucktard!

Decimated!

[Terra]

Oh Lord. You've invoked the name of Sam Kinneson! I shall follow you forever. Once a year I make a trek to the site of his demise just outside of Vegas.

Disregard my ramblings, Lord and carry on.

Long live Max.

[WINO]

yeah, i have to admit that one was cheap and uncredited....my heroin dealer in springfield,(the one who cuts my smack with pulverized cat food) smacked me about a bit for that one.

[WINO]

i was shooting scag with a large bore cattle needle....but i promise that i'll start being nicer to you!

i'll start by wearing a condom (although it will be of the cheapest pakistani design)....your pleasure is my duty!

[Esuohlim]

SAM KINISON IS FUNNY GODDAMNIT IF HE WAS ALIVE TODAY HE WOULD CHEW YOU UP AND SPIT YOU ALL OUT BUT FIRST HE WOULD HAVE TO GET APPROVED FOR THE FORUMS BUT BOY HOWDY YOU WOULD ALL GET IT THEN

[Anonymous]

Okay fucktards, time to line up again and accept your punishment...

[racialslur]

I'm stalking you Mad Max, and you cant do shit about it, cept for call me a fucktard

[Anonymous]

racialslur: And this makes you different from the other fucktards how? I got a lot of fucking stalkers on here, you're not the first and you won't be the fucking last. And so far you're not even fucking halfway decent, let alone the best. Which just about confirms that you probably ARE that pathetic bloated ass clown Mubert.

Decimated!

[racialslur]

ITS A JOKE YOU GOOF.

[MetalMilitia]

I think racialslur is MUBERT, i mean, he turned up way after mubert was banned and yet he knows who mubert was, also he has a suspiciously similar style of posting and knows the rules of i-mock.

:sherlock

As for you madmax:
Why dont you just go in an oven. :/

[racialslur]

[Anonymous]

AND SO LIKE I WAS WALKING HOME FROM THE ADULT VIDEO STORE THAT I WORK AT, AND THEN I HEARD SOME HEAVY GROANING IN THE ALLEY WAY SO I TURNED ON MY FLASH LIGHT (WHICH I ALWAYS CARRY WITH ME) AND SHINED IT IN THE DARKNESS AND THERE I SAW IT...I SAW METAL MILITIA WITH RACIAL SLUR BUTTASS NAKED BEING GANG RAPED BY 3 BIG BLACK GUYS. THEY WERE REALLY PUMPING RACIAL SLUR'S ASS BECAUSE OF HIS NAME AND THEY WERE SAYING THINGS LIKE "HOW YOU LIKE THAT BLACK DICK IN YO ASS YOU WHITE BITCH?!!" AND RACIALSLUR WAS CRYING BECAUSE HIS ASSHOLE WAS BLEEDING REALLY BAD, I THINK THEY TORE HIS COLON. METAL MILITIA WAS GETTING THE BLACK MAMBA UP THE HERSHY HIGHWAY TOO, BUT HE SEEMED TO LIKE IT MORE, BECAUSE HE KEPT SAYING THINGS LIKE "OH YEAH FUCK ME IN THE ASS OHHH! I WANT YOUR AFRICAN SEED IN ME!" THEN THEY TOLD HIM "SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH." AND THEY BEGAN TO BEAT HIM MERCILESSLY IN THE FACE WITH THEIR COCKS. HE LOVED THE TASTE OF BLOOD, SHIT AND SEMEN ALL OVER HIS FUCKING FACE.

I DIDN'T FEEL TO WELL AFTER SEEING THIS SO I WENT HOME AND RELAXED WITH A NICE GAME OF CIVILIZATION AND SOME PEZ CANDY.

[racialslur]

Lesser of two evils.

[ArrowX]

You will all bow and call me Heir FUcKTARD!!!

[MetalMilitia]

SO I WAS WALKING HOME FROM THE PEZ SHOP I WORK AT WHEN I HEARD SOME ODD NOISES COMMING FROM BEHIND THE HOME FOR THE ELDERLY, FEARING BURGLURS I INVESTIGATED AND TO MY DISGUST MADMAX WAS WHACKING OFF OVER AN ELDERLY MALE RESIDENT, THEN HE LEAPED IN THROUGH THE WINDOW AND STARTED DECIMATEING THE GUY'S ANCIENT SPHYNCTER UNTIL A BLOODY SHITTY SUBSTANCE STARTED OOZEING DOWN THE OLD GUYS LEGS. AT THIS POINT I WAS TOTALLY GROSSED OUT AND LEFT WITH THE HORRIBLE IMAGE BURNED INTO MY MIND.
APON RETURNING HOME I WAS STILL UNABLE TO GET RID OF THE SICKENING MENTAL IMAGE SO I WATCHED 12 STRAGHT HOURS OF T J HOOCKER.

[MetalMilitia]

damn it i hate when people post while i am typeing. fucktards.

[Anonymous]

I wasn't aware there was a show called "TJ Hoocker"

Hey look I found Metal's diary!

Metal Militia Diary 11/3/2004, Anal session 247

ArrowX was very dominate and treated me like a total anal whore through verbal humilation as he wrecked my asshole again. I would give him head as he would work large dildos, fingers and veggies into my ass. Some thrusting got so violent I would have to make him stop. Buring toys as deep as the go until the bottom out in my asshole and the slapping my ass cheeks and the dong until I cried out. he desires to increase my current depth from 9" (228mm) to elbow deep ass fisting eventually. He has definate plans on how this will happen, He has also worked out a plan to go 4" (100mm) in width and totally fuck up my asshole.

God, true love hurts sometimes...

[center:c6f9626d9e] DECIMATED FUCKTARD! [/center:c6f9626d9e]

[MetalMilitia]

Ok so i cant spell hooker! SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY! Christ, some people just dont know when to give up.



Anyway, i managed to aquire a small extract of yours too...


Nov 03 2004

Dear diary,

Today i tried to re-establish my iron grip on the i-mockery forum's, 'mock wars' section. Unfortunatly i suck too much.




I AM CRAP AT THIS WHOLE OFFENSIVE STORY WRITEING BUSINESS. MUST TRY HARDER.

[Terra]

Hey is that the comic sans font?

Awesome!