Eliminator, you do not have to respond to every single goddamn post made in your general direction. Aside from the fact that you are gaying up my already gay-beyound-comparision thread about how I'm an alcoholic pill-popper, your poor attempts at comedy are rendered even more moot because your humor is being dilluted by the twenty-some posts in this thread that amount to little more than "oh yeah RIGHT, THAT'LL happen [sarcasm]rolleyes[/sarcasm]." You fucking don't have to demonstrate to the internet that you have a sense of humor; it's not like the writing staff at Conan or South Park or SNL or what the fuck ever is going to "discover" you through this forum and make you the next Chris Farley, John Belushi, Lenny Bruce or, again, what the fuck ever. Stop trying to convince people you don't fucking suck, dickweed.
Also, thank you Sadie for reassuring me that I am not the complete loser which my close friends assured me I am for being powerless; I knew other people had such experiences, I just didn't know any people who did