Glowbelly's Post-divorce questionnaire for flirtatious jerks

[Rez]

Today glowbelly finally signed the papers and her thinking's as straight as the rope that previously had a knot tied on it but no longer. or something. at any rate this is a perfectly resonable litmus test thats not influenced by hot-buttered contempt so much as RCS (REGULAR COMMON SENSE).

anyway she has questions for you people doubtlessly lined up to oh-so-subtly flirt with and make insipid allowances for every bad joke she has. filth.

why she's having me post this is a mystery to me. i asked her to do it herself because i was simply "BOARDING WAY TOO HARD" but she insisted and i relented only if i got to add in a question of my own (GUESS WHICH ONE).

PRELUDE: do you read? if yes, go on. if no, go away

OKAY TAKE IT AWAY