WoW - Oh God Please Let Me Get A CE For Burning Crusade

[Emu]

That's from the beta tests.

[Dr. V]

Anyone else gotten this mmobay.com letter? I looks like some kinda mass spam. Maybe thats what they ment by exploitation of the economy on the server restart thingy.

[AChimp]

Your fearless leader and Kieto went to Un'goro Crater last night for questing and Alliance killing. Some fag 52 NE hunter ganked both of us while we were separated, so we camped her body for several kills. At one point, three more Alliance showed up (56 priest, 51 paladin and 60 rogue) but we were able to kill 3/4 of them before dying ourselves!

The rogue completely ignored me until it was too late. I hit him for 500, 600 and then 450 damage in a row as he was running towards me and he went down like a little bitch.

We decided to ride around and kill more plants afterwards. It was then that I was griefed by the infamous DEVILSAUR.

It snuck up on me four fucking times! We'd be killing a plant and then suddenly a giant foot would squash me. Fortunately my imp sacrificed himself to draw attention away from me.



Unfortunately, during the final battle he consumed me whole. It was only my massive hit points that kept me alive while I was inside the beast.



I pried myself out of his jaws using sheer force of will! (and a little help from the fact that the beast was dead)



Post-fight celebrations ensued and another plant was killed in the name of questing.

[DamnthatDavid]

lol

[Chojin]

achimp knows how to satisfy me

[bigtimecow]

now that's comedy



i seriously need to get this fuckign game

[Dr. V]

Look what you've been missing cow!

[the_dudefather]

ninjas, pirates, dinosaurs, punk-rocking zombies...

this game defines awesomeness

[Dr. V]

And best of all, us!

[bigtimecow]

THAT'S IT, FUCK CITY OF HEROES. WOW IT IS.

dr. v and me will kick ass

[Dr. V]

RIGHT ON!

[AChimp]

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...=1#post3439739

PASSWORD SCAM.

I think one of you mentioned getting an e-mail from something about WoW.

[DamnthatDavid]

Update Tuesday!

Yay! Battlegrounds are open!

Now maybe I can finish questing cause all the high levels will be going to the BGs! And Hunters have been improved!

HOLY SHIT CHIMPY, Warlocks are even more powerful now!

[AChimp]

Eh... not really. The next patch is supposed to have a lot more stuff, too. Warlocks still need an escape ability. We're like the only class that doesn't have one.

[ziggytrix]

I think you do, and it's called "cast fear and run like hell."

[the_dudefather]

or run away sharpish while demon takes a beating

the voidwalker sacrafice abilty is pretty cool too

got my succubus last night wish you could name your demons though, especialy since hunters get to apply cool names

[AChimp]

You make me cry, Ziggy.

Fear works to an extent, but it breaks a lot and is no good against other players as long as they're ranked Grunt or higher. Or a warrior who knows what he's doing. Or a blacksmith.

The VW sacrifice is nice, though. Unless you're fighting stuff that hits for more than 1000 damage or a spellcaster.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

And all that slowing makes it pretty useless, and a lot of people wait the six minutes to force us out of our bodies on the soulstone thing.

[Dr. V]

One thing i like about this patch, when u get hamstringed or wingcliped you hobble around instead of running really slow.

[AChimp]

A few days ago somebody invited a person named Conqueror (or some shit) to the guild. He immediately started whining for people to give him money, then started calling everyone a fag for not doing so. He was booted.

This is an example of a JERK. We have a strict NO JERK policy on guild invites.

[DeadKennedys]

AChimp, can you take some pictures of Hearthglen Stratholme and the Elves' homeland for me? Basically I'd like to see any ruined alliance towns up in lordaeron. It'll be a while for me to get there seeing as how I just started over.

Also, I once saw a strange picture. It was in a very blue fog, and there was thsi very tall slender tower in it. I'll see if i can find it again, but can you tell me where that is?

[Carnivore]

Capture the flag sucks when the other team has two or more shamans. They basically pave the path for the person running the flag back with grounding totems and we haven't a chance in hell of catching them, unless we're fortunate enough to have a hunter drop a freeze trap or a druid get close enough to root. I played four games, I believe, and the Horde won three of them

Going to try to get into Alterac Valley today. Due to the disproportionate population, the Alliance queue is ridiculous.

[AChimp]

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

AChimp, can you take some pictures of Hearthglen Stratholme and the Elves' homeland for me? Basically I'd like to see any ruined alliance towns up in lordaeron. It'll be a while for me to get there seeing as how I just started over.

I haven't been to Stratholme yet. I'm level 55 now, so it won't be long, though. Kieto, Beasttracker and myself are starting to venture into the high level areas. Mak comes along when he's online, too.

Also, I once saw a strange picture. It was in a very blue fog, and there was thsi very tall slender tower in it. I'll see if i can find it again, but can you tell me where that is?

There's lots of towers in the game. Ethel Rethor in Desolace sounds like that, but there's no fog around it. I haven't been to Felwood or Winterspring yet, so they might be there.

[AChimp]

Originally Posted by Carnivore

Capture the flag sucks when the other team has two or more shamans. They basically pave the path for the person running the flag back with grounding totems and we haven't a chance in hell of catching them, unless we're fortunate enough to have a hunter drop a freeze trap or a druid get close enough to root. I played four games, I believe, and the Horde won three of them

Going to try to get into Alterac Valley today. Due to the disproportionate population, the Alliance queue is ridiculous.

Yeah, I heard the Alliance queue was huge on LS, but Horde were getting in as long as it took to gather 40 people. I'll be trying one of them out tonight for a bit. You should all come and play Horde with us.

BTW, I hope you're not one of those paladins that rides into a group of Horde, drops consecration, runs away with your bubble on and then acts like they get a ton of contribution points. I hate those homos.

[Carnivore]

I don't do that crap. I run into a group of Horde, concecrate, take a swing or two, concecrate again, then "bubble" and run away :P

Paladins suck at PvP, for the record.