WoW - Oh God Please Let Me Get A CE For Burning Crusade

[the_dudefather]

i get my ass kicked by warlocks all the time as my pally.

except this one time a warlock attacked me after i killed a bunch of ogres (had about 40% health), must have been a really shitty player as they diddnt bother using fear or any status aliments on me and it was just a case of chasing them about as their imp attacked me

[Carnivore]

I have a trinket that grants fear immunity for 30 seconds. I own warlocks.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Warlocks don't even need fear.

[ziggytrix]

It is well established that ninjas and pirates are mortal enemies, forever locked in a battle for supremacy. In a world where battle is more abundant than grains of sand on a beach, it is only natural that the great Ninja vs. Pirate war should surface here, in Azeroth.



Dance sucka!

[EisigerBiskuit]

Where'd you get that funky text font

[DamnthatDavid]

The Adventures of Robin Mak..atiel.

Anyway, the battles have commenced within the battlegrounds. Today, I scored 100+ HK kills.
In the final battles of Horde vs. Alliance. We find outselves at a stand off. The 2 level 50's of this battle, (Me and a Gnome Mage) have both captured the flag, and are hold up on opposite sides of the field while our teammates send zergling rushes to try to break through the defense and kill the flag holder. I have killed a enemy hunter and a rogue who tried to sneak past my Ice Trap block, only to be found getting hit in the face for 500 + dmg and a Poision at the same time. A rogue decided to join me in the defence which took almost 20 minutes. Our team finally raped the Mage, allowing me to capture and win the game.



Earlier in the game, I was perched upon the Alliance Ledge, sniping down on the pitiful humans when I heard the sound of my trap going off. I hit the mage below with one more mana drain before I turned to address this new problem. A druid was before me, trapped in a block of ice. I took a few steps back, and let fly with arrows. We ended up dancing around each other on a ledge that had a greater drop then the jump from the Zep Tower at the UC. Finally, with him 3/4ths of the way dead, I hit him with a scatter shot, tumbling him over the edge where I recived a HK. It was a great sight to behold.

Oh, if we do create our own Forum/Site. I got my sig all ready, cause I am a loser.

[ziggytrix]

Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit

Where'd you get that funky text font

It's standard in the Insomniax recompile. At first I hated it and was going to turn it off. But by the time I stumbled across how to do that, I'd decided it was much easier to read and kept it.

[DeadKennedys]

I like these shoulders. Where can I get some?

[the_dudefather]

half is this game is the eternal quest for awesome shoulders and capes

at least i got the definitive black cape (warmongers)

[AChimp]

I'm using my Sergeant's Cloak that I got for PvP because I like getting my hp over 4200.

[the_dudefather]

ok, the NEAR definitive cape

[Dr. V]

Thats a frick awesome sig Dave. Do me one pls!

[Mr. Oysterhead]

If this game didn't own my soul before, it does now.

[Dr. V]

Another victim has succumb to the memorizing might of WoW! When will it end?! Hopefully never.

[CaptainBubba]

I'm Lvl 55 now and yesterday I got 11,000 Contribution points in Alterac Valley. I dont know if that will help my rank or not though since I'm sure everyone else there got more.

The wait to get in Alterac is about an hour and 45 minutes average. Ive gone in 3 times. Its fun, but upitty 16 year olds whove never touched boob declare themselves the "leader" and their 4 lackeys demand everoyne follow thier commands.

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[AChimp]

HOMO ALLIANCE.

[Carnivore]

While anyone who can't spell disobey and talks like that should most definitely not be the leader, surely you recognize the undeniable advantage of working together under a unified command structure. All of the best PvP raids I've been in (two of which I've led myself) have had an undisputed leader who removed any dissenters countermanding his/her instructions. United we stand, divided we fall and all that jazz. This has always been the Horde's greatest advantage.

[ziggytrix]

Uh, whatever gave you the idea that Horde has more undisputed leaders? Or are you talking about Warcraft's plotline, and not WoW players?

[Carnivore]

Teamwork is the Horde's greatest advantage.

[AChimp]

The Horde tends to work together moreso than the Alliance, mostly due to necessity. The Horde is outnumbered 2:1 on most servers, so the Horde has to get together or get dead. Horde pickup groups almost always work better than Alliance pickups

I've seen 20 Alliance run away when they got charged by seven Horde, and unless it's a group of people in a single guild, the Alliance seems to all fight for themselves (like continuing to chase someone for the easy kill and getting yourself killed in the process rather than retreating with the rest of your group to cover their flank), although you hardly see them running around solo.

[CaptainBubba]

Despite all this, in all three alterac valleys instances I've been in we've pretty much destroyed everything horde except the hardest to get to city and its a stalemate at the last tower, which I've decided is immposible to take without Ivus summoned.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Originally Posted by AChimp

The Horde tends to work together moreso than the Alliance, mostly due to necessity. The Horde is outnumbered 2:1 on most servers, so the Horde has to get together or get dead. Horde pickup groups almost always work better than Alliance pickups

I've seen 20 Alliance run away when they got charged by seven Horde, and unless it's a group of people in a single guild, the Alliance seems to all fight for themselves (like continuing to chase someone for the easy kill and getting yourself killed in the process rather than retreating with the rest of your group to cover their flank), although you hardly see them running around solo.

That's like the exact same thing, but opposite, when I play Alliance. It's weird.

How can you tell if you're outnumbered in ratio unless you have status?

[AChimp]

It's easy. You see twice as many Alliance as Horde wherever you go.

[Dr. V]

You ever been to Tarren Mill before BG? That tells you right there how outnumbered the Horde is.

[AChimp]

I got 542 HKs in Alterac today, and almost 50 killing blows making me #2 on the Horde side when I finally left. :O

Alterac is fun, but it gets kinda boring since the battle basically goes back and forth between rez waves. There's a bunch of quests inside it, though, which net you almost 7000xp and a few gold each. You can kill enemies and loot their bodies for fun items such as severed night elf heads, tufts of gnome hair and dwarven spines. Then you turn them in for reputation bonuses!

There were a lot of stupid Alliance kids running around solo trying to be heroes or something. On the other hand, the Horde was being stupid at times, too. Everyone was running off to one of the mines to fight and the Alliance would sweep down and capture two graveyards in a row. Then we'd have to fight for 20 minutes to get them back.

I think once everyone actually completes the secondary quests, that kind of behaviour will die down. The Alliance seemed to disappear at times, too, presumably into their own caves.