i got a haircut and the shop only takes cash/checks, he just said "you can come back and pay later." wow really? that trusting? sweet.
i had to call to schedule a heating oil delivery (what the fuck is this, 1967?) and i guess we don't have an account with this company so the lady was asking where the house is, eventually asking "are you renting from the halls?" "yeah." "all right, i know where it is." what the fuck, sweet. i hate having to explain "we're the small green house on the left just after the day care (that nobody ever notices)."
FUCK GODADDY.COM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK GODADDY.COM SCREW THIS I'M WAITING TILL THE MORNING FUCK GODADDY.COM WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE HOW'S THAT FOR A PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT
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IT'S A GOOFY BALL, MATTHEW. NOT A SUPER COMPUTER.
FUCK GODADDY.COM JESUS FUCKING CHRIST FUCK GODADDY.COM SCREW THIS I'M WAITING TILL THE MORNING FUCK GODADDY.COM WITH A RAILROAD SPIKE HOW'S THAT FOR A PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT
You seem a little tense.
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Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips
Oh god fathom zero, you are revealing yourself to be completely awful
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE