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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 06:41 AM       
I had my foot ran over by my best friend, and he did it on purpose and pretended that it was an accident. Is this worse than me actually pretending that he ran my foot over so he feels bad?

Who is in the wrong?
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 06:46 AM       
He's in the wrong. He shouldn't try to run over his best friend's foot. Play up your pain to make him feel bad and let that be a lesson to him.
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 06:50 AM       
pretend you have to go to hospital now, make him drive you
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 06:50 AM       
Him trying to run over your foot is worse than you pretending he ran over your foot.
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 06:57 AM       
man synchtube is so fun got every episode of space ghost on my queue, perfect to fall asleep to
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 07:03 AM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 07:03 AM       
Thanks guys. I thought I was right.


I opted out of him driving to the hospital (he offered) because the doctor would have probably noticed I was faking. I'll play the big man (but not really) by forgiving him, and then just hobbling around for a while. Maybe tell him I have to stay home all day tomorrow because I'm in too much pain, and see if he brings me ice cream. Probably not.
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 07:13 AM       
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I believe not. He lives near me and I think his wife and kid came to my gallery thing a couple of years ago, but I can't find my guestbook to confirm that ( ) He's just sort of a quiet guy when he's not performing. All the best ones are.
That's a relief. He always seemed like a nice comedian so when all that Comedy Central stuff went down I felt really bad for him.
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 07:14 AM       
Smoke a bowl of okra.
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 07:15 AM       
Dammit I got so mired in Gus's extensive craplog that I didn't see Zhukov got hurt
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 07:20 AM       
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We grow a lot of okra down here in the south, and with the rise of potheads down here, I'm surprised this hadn't happened sooner.
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 07:26 AM       
The government is always coming in to spray poison on pot that grows naturally on the farm of someone I know. They know he's not farming it, but people are always sneaking in to take the plants. It would have to be full of horrible herbicides, probably more carcinogenic than regular cigs because of it
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 07:39 AM       
Seems like they'd be farming up some Death Marijuana if it keeps coming back from all those poison sprays. If pot grew naturally on my land I'd be bit more richer, Bama druggies are some of the most ignorant people I've ever met.
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 02:28 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 02:31 PM       
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man synchtube is so fun got every episode of space ghost on my queue, perfect to fall asleep to
like I said, need to do Beetlejuice
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 02:42 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 02:44 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 02:53 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 03:32 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 03:38 PM       
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 03:42 PM       
Hey Willie, synchtube would've been the perfect opportunity to make us watch ponies and you didn't OH WELL
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 03:54 PM       
My favorite part of Synchtube was when Milhouse backwards called me a cunt.
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Old Aug 5th, 2011, 04:05 PM       
What's been going on around here

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