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James · #**801**

Now Rog is going to lose his wife, house, and boyfriend.

I've seen it happen a thousand times on Maury.

Blackjack · #**802**

hah! 801st post! Wow.

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=426567&outx=760&oq=0
Me, looking confused, with my mockery T-shirt.

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=240425&outx=760&oq=0
Bored in the pub

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=240431&outx=760&oq=0
Still bored in the pub.

http://images.fotopic.net/?id=240438&outx=760&oq=0
Santa hats make you happy!!!

Sethomas · #**803**

Like they really have Christmas and Santa in the UK.

kellychaos · #**804**

I'm the guy in the yellow shirt ... the horizontal one that looks like he has no neck ... sorry the pictures so big :/

James · #**805**

Christ, there's so much potential there for photoshoppery, and I can't figure how to do it.

Someone put them in army fatigues, and change the background to Nam. And give Kelly a bloodied leg.

FS · #**806**

War is hell.

Jeanette X · #**807**

Hold on to your hats, you are about to recieve the closest thing a picture of me that I am willing to post...it is an avatar I found that bears some resembalance to me. :/ Yeah, its a cop out. But its all your going to get.

Thats very close to what I look like...except I am more unkempt, with scragglier hair.

Edit: Jamesman, careful you don't ejaculate all over your keyboard. They are a bitch to clean.

whoreable · #**808**

hm..you look familiar

Jeanette X · #**809**

I have actually been told I bear a resembalance to Wednesday Adams.

Protoclown · #**810**

Jeanette...that's a piece of Toni DiTerlizzi art in your avatar, right? It looks like something from the Planescape books, but I do not recognize it.

Why won't you post a real picture anyway?

Jeanette X · #**811**

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Jeanette...that's a piece of Toni DiTerlizzi art in your avatar, right?

I really don't know...I found it on an avatar website and it didn't say who orignally made it. I just liked it better than most of other female avatars (just a lot of tits and ass).

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Why won't you post a real picture anyway?

Oh, a number of reasons:
1. I want to protect my anonymity
2. Too much trouble to scan one
3. I don't want my visage smeared with virtual feces.

whoreable · #**812**

You just wanna protect yourself from stalkers (Jamesman)

Protoclown · #**813**

I'm almost certain that's DiTerlizzi. He's one of my favorite artists.

And you shouldn't worry about shit like that, Jeanette. Hell, most of the mockers around here have posted their pictures before. I always enjoy having a face to finally put to the name, helps me get a better idea of who I'm talking to.

Speaking of which, have YOU ever posted your pic, whoreable?

whoreable · #**814**

eh no one wants to see the pic of some dumbass dude...

Jeanette X · #**815**

Well, IM me sometime and I'll send you one.

James · #**816**

Send me one too, homo.

I need o track you down and have all the sex with you.

I've been perfecting this new move, called the Ninja Strike. When I blow my load in your mouth, I punch you RIGHT IN THE THROAT.

I hear the bitches love it.

And if you REALLY look like Wednesday Addams, you are required by law to show me your picture.

Jeanette X · #**817**

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Originally Posted by Jamesman

And if you REALLY look like Wednesday Addams, you are required by law to show me your picture.

Why? Do you have a thing for Christina Ricci or something?

Besides, the pics I have available aren't as Wednesdayesqe as I am in real life.

Les Waste · #**818**

Christina Ricci is one of the two hottest women alive.

I posted pictures of me a while ago, and nobody cared. The point is, you should post pictures of yourself because even though you may think people will use pictures of you against you, they really will not care that much.

Jeanette X · #**819**

I don't even have a picture of what I currently look like. All the photos of myself I can dig up are from almost 2 years ago, when I had short hair.

James · #**820**

Then you should come over one day, and I can take pictures of you.

IM me, and I can go over what outfits are acceptable, and what sexual acts you are required to do.

Jixby Phillips · #**821**

Jamesman should take a picture of him SHUTTING UP

I had a dream I for some reason was forced to move into an apartment with Christina Ricci because my mom and her mom were friends. It was really uncomfortable at first but then I found out she had every episode of every Yogi Bear show on tape and we became good friends. I miss her.