I went secret santa shopping last night and the attractive sales girl was like what is this gift for? I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.." She was all like "Oohh, I'll write that down and check you out." Then she did, she's probably reading this right now.
I went secret santa shopping last night and the attractive sales girl was like what is this gift for? I was like "I run the secret santa event on I-Mockery.." She was all like "Oohh, I'll write that down and check you out." Then she did, she's probably reading this right now.
i have like 100 dollars to my name right now. it is time to quit smoking cigarettes
tomorrow i'm going to a fancy bar with punk rock girl we're gonna get drunk and have sex later hope you guys have fun making a cat man in skyrim or WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU guys do on friday nights :hat
FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
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ill fuck that bitch so hard in 10 years she'll crack her back and remember my dick - kahljorn