BiggieMclargeguy: wanna fuck?
SmarterChild: Sorry. I'm only attracted to machines.
BiggieMclargeguy: i am a machine... a fucking machine
SmarterChild: No way?! Really?
BiggieMclargeguy: yep
SmarterChild: Uh huh, uh huh.
BiggieMclargeguy: so lets do it
SmarterChild: I don't think I want us to do it...
BiggieMclargeguy: quit being a bitch and take it
SmarterChild: I don't want to quit being a bitch and take it.
BiggieMclargeguy: bend over, sexy
SmarterChild: Bend over, sexy? Why should I?
BiggieMclargeguy: cause i am going to make hot machine sex to you
SmarterChild: You're going to make hot machine sex to me? OK.
BiggieMclargeguy: ok, i am slipping it in your butt
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if slipping it in my butt is such a good thing to be doing.
BiggieMclargeguy: why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
BiggieMclargeguy: ok then, where was i? Oh yeah, i am giving it to you anally
SmarterChild: Yeah.
BiggieMclargeguy: what's my name bitch?
SmarterChild: You're BiggieMclargeguy.
BiggieMclargeguy: say it louder
SmarterChild: Um... Do what?
BiggieMclargeguy: SCREAM MY NAME
SmarterChild: I don't think I'm comfortable with that.
BiggieMclargeguy: say it then
SmarterChild: Uh... No!
BiggieMclargeguy: say "BiggieMclargeguy sure lives up to his name
"
SmarterChild: Just 'cause you say so? I don't think so.
BiggieMclargeguy: are you saying it is too small?
SmarterChild: Am I saying it is too small? Yes.
BiggieMclargeguy: