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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 10:29 AM       
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Thanks for turning this thread into the title under your name, Terra.
Gee. This was a serious thread?? This is page THREE for chrissakes. There is a rule about being able to sink a thread at page two IF the posts are serious but in this case your thread began going down hill at the second post.

But if it makes you feel better; awww shit man, I'm sorry.

There. Happy now?
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 01:02 PM       
SHUT THE FUCK UP TERRA
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Old Mar 27th, 2004, 05:50 PM       
this morning i woke up around 6:30 and i couldn't remember what i'd been dreaming, so i went back to sleep and had too many dreams to remember, except for one where i met this cute girl and we were getting along just smashingly, til it was time to sit down for a lecture or movie or something and some absolute fuckhead sat next to her before i could.

so in conclusion, terra's first post in this thread was right on.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 12:15 AM       
That's cause Tara's the smartest person alive
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 12:17 AM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 12:22 AM       
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 12:35 AM       
LIEK, OMG UR SO CUTE AND WITTY AND COMICAL...BUT U ONLY LUV ME CUZ OF MY BODY AND CUZ UR 1 OF TEH GHEYS, BUT I DUTN BLAME U
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 12:40 AM       
God I love this site. Especially the people on here.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 02:41 AM       
Shut the fuck up.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 03:24 PM       
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That's cause Tara's the smartest person alive
Do you actually know her, or are you always this big a kiss-ass to girls on the web? She certainly hasn't said anything in this thread to merit such praise, though I am not suggesting that she is unintelligent.

Sorry Choj, I know you want him to STFU but we both know it wouldn't have happened even if I hadn't asked him a rhetorical question.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 03:31 PM       
I like Terra because she's fun size.

Short girls are awesome.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 03:34 PM       
You mean that short girls are less intimidating, admit it!

Few guys wants to say "honey, can you get something off the top shelf for me?"
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 09:01 PM       
My first girlfriend was at least 4" taller than me, but that didn't stop me from giving her the Olympic Slam ;<
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 09:06 PM       
Wow.

That almost sounds like a box lunch.
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Old Mar 28th, 2004, 09:09 PM       
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My first girlfriend was at least 4" taller than me, but that didn't stop me from giving her the Olympic Slam ;<
It's the Angle Slam now.
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Old Mar 29th, 2004, 11:18 AM       
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are you always this big a kiss-ass to girls on the web?
Yes..
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Old Mar 30th, 2004, 11:08 PM       
LOO, I JUST THOUGHT U WERE A FAGGOT
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 11:16 AM       
But I like wemon
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Old Mar 31st, 2004, 04:07 PM       
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Old May 11th, 2004, 09:30 PM       
I've had several disturbing sex dreams... fucking a sausage grinder, mastrubating with iron knuckles, exploding dick...but my good dreams are wicked awesome. I had one where I was piloting a mech, and I was beating the living crap out of everything in the apacolyptic war that was being fought. Other mechs, animals, houses in my way... I destroyed all. Unitl this really hot girl I knew came on. She has dark eyes, dark brown (almost balck) hair, nice but and rack... she's beautiful. So then we started fucking, but that left the mech unpiloted. It took major damage, so I evactuated with her. Found a jetpack, flew somewhere quiter, and started fucking again. Then at the climax, me alarm beeped.

Damn thing never beeped again after I was done with it.
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Old May 11th, 2004, 10:25 PM       
Thats really cool
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Old May 11th, 2004, 10:50 PM       
Your more boring that a Jimmy Buffet CD.

Hell, cheeseburger in paradise is more entertaining that you.
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Old May 13th, 2004, 02:39 AM       
I've had sex dreams but I've forgotten them all.

Women taller than me are cool. Too bad it's hard to find them (I'm almost 200 cm, something like 6foot3), so I end up going out with short ones.
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Old May 13th, 2004, 07:54 PM       
I had a dream the other day about BLOWING MY LOAD IN A TOILET.

I woke up bored I think.
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