TERRA!!!!

[xbxDaniel]

The baby's due next month.

[Terra]

I'll but you both a Junior Happy Meal.

[xbxDaniel]

What happened to you bitching me out? Did you just give up or what?

I'll start:

I wish you could be a bit more original then "you're fucked by horses because you live in Kentucky". Really, is that your best material, horse sex jokes? Is that all you have lined up for me? Shit, I could've talked to a mute and been more offended. Probably more amused too.

[Terra]

Wull HELLO MR ANDERSON!!!

It's about time you decided to fuck and not lay back and wait.

Since when did the state of Kentucky decide not to crossbreed with the pigs?? It's nice to see your not dragging your knuckles across the ground and your actually walking upright!

Welcome to Early Man!!

[xbxDaniel]

I guess it's nice to finally have any man talking to you now, huh?

[Terra]

Your a man?

[xbxDaniel]

No.

[xbxDaniel]

Are you done now? Are you not pleased? What am I to you? Just some fucking tissue to be picked up, blowed, then tossed away? Well, fuck you too!

[Terra]

I am not pleased. I am not satisfied. I still have thirst for blood. Go back to grade school where you were first sodomized in the little boys room and try to build more anger from that. Then move to your more formal years of school where you were caught in the girl's locker room, whacking off to pictures of their male janitor and continue to build more angst from that.

When you get to the point that the horses arouse you, funnel that energy into a decent racous banging with Pub and I'll sit by here and critique the ceremony.

Thank you and have a cookie.

[xbxDaniel]

That reply was based off of true events.

[xbxDaniel]

I guess in order to be angered by such events, you can't have taken pleasure from them. Sucks to be me I guess, I can't bitch out Terra because the Janitor was cute.

[xbxDaniel]

Fuck me.

That post just scream "do me now".

[Terra]

No. YOU fuck you!

[xbxDaniel]

That hurts on so many levels.

I like how we're practically the only ones who post in this and the other thread. I don't know why it amuses me.

[Terra]

Just remember this is the thread where I'M sucking YOUR dick.

And that was mean in that other thread.

[xbxDaniel]

I'm sorry, I hope my explanation of it offers some solace.

I feel bad about the card thing, because I wrote "us" and nobody else signed it.

[Terra]

Oh I'll go and sign the fucking thing. There. Happy Mr. Cruel?

[xbxDaniel]

Yes.

[Terra]

I sent the link. I'm not going to write on your card.

[xbxDaniel]

Well, everybody gets to see me being a pussy.

[Terra]

Actually I tried. I'm not able to do it. I wanted to make like it was a choice but in reality it's just not working.

But I did try.

[xbxDaniel]

So how are you doing tonight?

[Terra]

Well I'm mad at you for one thing. And I'm babysitting for another.

So how are you tonight?

[xbxDaniel]

I was babysitting. They left about an hour ago. I'm trying to suck up to you so you won't be pissed at me anymore. That's it really.

[Terra]

I require a full evening of wallowing. It comes with the bio mechanics of water retention. Lay low. Make no abrupt movements or agressive noise. Keep your eyes averted to the ground at all times. Under no circumstances do you raise your eyes to meet mine.

And play alot of Barry fucking Manilow.