Juspressejct: Hello Are you there?
PhantasmaZero: yus!
Juspressejct: Hi.
PhantasmaZero: why HELLO
PhantasmaZero: What's Seject?
PhantasmaZero: Sejct, rather
Juspressejct: Lol
Juspressejct: No, Just Press Eject is what my s/n stands for.
Juspressejct: You know like on your damn what are those things called....
PhantasmaZero: needles?
PhantasmaZero: i did heroin once.
PhantasmaZero: My toe turned purple for a month.
PhantasmaZero: True story.
Juspressejct: That's nice.
Juspressejct: I've never done heroin.
PhantasmaZero: Yeah, i shot my pet turtle up with some
PhantasmaZero: you might say i've got problems
PhantasmaZero: I like Thor
PhantasmaZero: and Queen
PhantasmaZero: my dad threw me down the stairs 'cause he thought i was gay
Juspressejct: That's nice.
PhantasmaZero: :-(
Juspressejct: I'm sorry.
Juspressejct: Are you high?
PhantasmaZero: Now i might take it up the butt just to spite him
PhantasmaZero: no
PhantasmaZero: drugs are for queers
PhantasmaZero: i've never done a drug in my life
PhantasmaZero: sXe
PhantasmaZero: Tell me, are you white?
PhantasmaZero: like polo-ameri-caucasian white?
Juspressejct: Yes, I'm caucasian/indian/german/irish
PhantasmaZero: uh-oh
PhantasmaZero: i heard bad things about you types
PhantasmaZero: my father was once beaten by a drunken irishman
PhantasmaZero: he was drop-kicked right in the teeth
PhantasmaZero: ...by my mother :-(
PhantasmaZero: HAHAHA
PhantasmaZero: i'm kidding, but that really happened
Juspressejct: Wow. That's nice.
PhantasmaZero: Seamus O' Connelly did it, they were drunk and arguing about whether a gazelle could outrun an antelope in a monster truck
PhantasmaZero: my father didn't care for the monster truck
PhantasmaZero: so now he has a slur
PhantasmaZero: "shhhhuutt tuppp shoooooon, i'll shhhlap you"
PhantasmaZero: he's not abusive, he just ....hits me sometimes.
Juspressejct: I see.
Juspressejct: I'm sorry.
PhantasmaZero: and sometimes he yells.
PhantasmaZero: loud.
PhantasmaZero: once i hid on top of the house for three days because i was afraid of him
PhantasmaZero: he threw a shovel through the wall
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Juspressejct: Is this all bs or are you serious?
PhantasmaZero: no, i am not kidding with you
PhantasmaZero: he was digging out in the yard one night and my mom accidentally threw some compost at him
PhantasmaZero: he hurled teh shovel through the well next to the kitchen window
PhantasmaZero: terrified the hell out of me
PhantasmaZero: i dropped my sequins and climbed out onto the roof
Juspressejct: sequins?
PhantasmaZero: yeah, i had to put them on a costume for my little brother, he was a star in some school play
Juspressejct: Are you gay?
PhantasmaZero: no, i'm bi
PhantasmaZero: i like to kiss boys :O
Juspressejct: And your a guy?
PhantasmaZero: yes!
PhantasmaZero: :9
Juspressejct: What kind of music do you like?
PhantasmaZero: mostly showtunes, but some bluegrass
PhantasmaZero: Allman Brothers, Joe Speigel and the Hawkeyes, Morbid Anus, Gregory Spell, The Roto-Rooters
PhantasmaZero: etc.
Juspressejct: what kind of showtunes?
PhantasmaZero: Cats, Guys and Dolls, Death of a Mailman, Les Miserables
PhantasmaZero: that kinda stuff
Juspressejct: Oh...
Juspressejct: Damn it!
Juspressejct: *sighs* I was hoping you were goth and like showtunes like chicago and cabaret.
PhantasmaZero: oh, i do like chicago
PhantasmaZero: just didn't mention it
PhantasmaZero: i like the Rocky Horro tunes, too
PhantasmaZero: Souxie, too
PhantasmaZero: 8-)
Juspressejct: Oh thank god!
PhantasmaZero: yeah
PhantasmaZero: i spell bad becaiuse i am wearing sunglassesa and it's dark in here
Juspressejct: Haha, you're cool.
PhantasmaZero: it can never be too dark in my house 8-)
Juspressejct: *sings* I wear my sunglasses at night...
PhantasmaZero: i have no other time to wear them, i am a nocturnal creature of the night
PhantasmaZero: well, except at work
Juspressejct: Work?
PhantasmaZero: but Burger King has gay management, so i can';t always wear them
PhantasmaZero: or my fishnets :-(
Juspressejct: Fishnets?
PhantasmaZero: yes
PhantasmaZero: on my arms
Juspressejct: *drool*
PhantasmaZero: they make neat sleves
Juspressejct: I know....
PhantasmaZero: yeah, and i have to wear cappy little shoes
PhantasmaZero: but i can wear my spikes on them
PhantasmaZero: :-)
PhantasmaZero: so do you like Devo or what?
Juspressejct: No
PhantasmaZero: aw why not?
PhantasmaZero: neat hats!
PhantasmaZero: keyboards!
PhantasmaZero: devo changed my life
Juspressejct: Lol well yeah, but I'm not in love with the,
PhantasmaZero: i used to hate computers
Juspressejct: m*
PhantasmaZero: now they're my only friends :-(
Juspressejct: So yeah.
Juspressejct: I'm gothic.
PhantasmaZero: it's a fun club, for sure
PhantasmaZero: i get to wear facepaint because i'm in a band >8)
Juspressejct: lol
PhantasmaZero: i'll show you my picture in a minute
PhantasmaZero: i have to finagel our site real quicxk
Juspressejct: Ok
PhantasmaZero: by satan's claws, this is taking forever >8(
Juspressejct: Awww
PhantasmaZero:
http://bastardninja.tripod.com/alfship.txt
PhantasmaZero: i gave it a silly name :-(
Juspressejct: Alf ship?
Juspressejct: lol okay...
Juspressejct: I know who alf is but I thought it was a pic of you
PhantasmaZero: what?
PhantasmaZero: oh, shit
PhantasmaZero: sorry
PhantasmaZero: wrong one
Juspressejct: lol
PhantasmaZero: curses.
PhantasmaZero:
http://bastardninja.tripod.com/hill-person.txt
PhantasmaZero: haha, i'm kidding, that's a joke too
PhantasmaZero: seriously, this is the real one
PhantasmaZero:
http://bastardninja.tripod.com/me.txt
PhantasmaZero: i'm the one in that floating circle! =-O
Juspressejct: Lol
Juspressejct: wha?
PhantasmaZero: Yes, we call ourselves COFFIN BIRTH
PhantasmaZero: i play the cowbell and keyboard
PhantasmaZero: our neighbors say we're scary >8)
PhantasmaZero: my manager hates me so i hexed him >8(
Juspressejct: Creepy and oddly like kiss.
PhantasmaZero: yeah, we like dressing up all fancy and gay like for out shows
PhantasmaZero: *our
Juspressejct: lol
Juspressejct: So how old are you?
PhantasmaZero: we played in jeff;s basement and afeterwards it looked like my face was melting
Juspressejct: And is your hair really that long?
PhantasmaZero: yes
PhantasmaZero: it's not as greasy as Will or Ted's, though :-(
PhantasmaZero: but i'm going to grow it as long as possible
PhantasmaZero: FOR SATAN
Juspressejct: Lol
Juspressejct: And you like showtunes and kissing guys?
PhantasmaZero: Yes
PhantasmaZero: FOR SATAN, THAT IS
PhantasmaZero: i mean, who doesn't?
Juspressejct: Lol
Juspressejct: hmmm I need to get my hands on you, you could be sexy but you need work
PhantasmaZero: :-(
PhantasmaZero: i already work, Dale's an ass, so i threw potatoes at him
Juspressejct: I mean in the looks department
PhantasmaZero: oh
PhantasmaZero: you don't like my long devil-worshipping hair?
Juspressejct: No I like it... I think it's sexy but I'd cut it short and dye it darker then dye the tips of it blue
PhantasmaZero: :O
PhantasmaZero: i know someone with a do like that
PhantasmaZero: i kissed him before
PhantasmaZero: his spikes hurt and he likes razor blades
PhantasmaZero: >8)
Juspressejct: Lol
Juspressejct: I'm Bi sexual as well
PhantasmaZero: oh neato
PhantasmaZero: who wears the pants?
Juspressejct: ?
PhantasmaZero: who is the man?
Juspressejct: Lol niether
Juspressejct: It's not like that
PhantasmaZero: neither of you has the penis?
Juspressejct: No.
PhantasmaZero: :Disallusionment
PhantasmaZero: well, how is it, then?
Juspressejct: We are both very girly...think tatu
PhantasmaZero: :O
PhantasmaZero: why, any straight man would give a ball to see that!
PhantasmaZero: luckily, i'm neither!
Juspressejct: Lol
PhantasmaZero: i carved my man's name into ym arm, i hope i get cool points
Juspressejct: I've never done that.
Juspressejct: I am suicidal though...
Juspressejct: So you like girls?
PhantasmaZero: yeah, they can be pretty when they're not mean
PhantasmaZero: i cut my wrists too, but i just draw scrabble in them and play against myself
PhantasmaZero: after a few moves i start to get woozy, though
Juspressejct: Oh well I'm mean...
PhantasmaZero: :-(
Juspressejct: I'm a cutter mostly my left wrist... I like my scars I think they are pretty
PhantasmaZero: i like drinking my own blood >8)
Juspressejct: I don't do that
PhantasmaZero: it tastes like luscious red pennies, i wrote a poem about it
PhantasmaZero: BLOOD
TASTES LIKE PENNIES
BLOOD
WORSHIP SATAN
Juspressejct: Taste like metal to me...
PhantasmaZero: delicious metal
PhantasmaZero: Erik's blood tastes different
PhantasmaZero: like spoons, not pennies
PhantasmaZero: sometimes i lick the spoons at my house and fantasize about him
PhantasmaZero: i had a dream about a girl from scxhool last night, though
PhantasmaZero: :-(
Juspressejct: That is psychotic...
Juspressejct: But nice
PhantasmaZero: yeah, everyone says i'm kind of weird
PhantasmaZero: sometimes i just belt out "worship satan" or "all hail lucifer" in class
PhantasmaZero: i always get sent to the office >8(
Juspressejct: uh, brb
PhantasmaZero: ok
PhantasmaZero: By Satan's infernal dagger, are you getting that penis now or what?
PhantasmaZero: oh poop. Lucifer and i have disgusted her. :-(
PhantasmaZero: At least i was working up a good jerk while she was talking to me. :-(