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Old Feb 2nd, 2009, 11:47 PM       
aww none of the other boys thought you were cute huh that sucks dude
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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 05:36 PM       
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I think my old high school is taking on the carnation tradition this year. We got some e-mail to my mom about it.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 07:09 PM       
I HATE the carnation tradition.

BTW, I spent the last valentine's day pregnant and hugging the toilet, how hawt is that. Just realized it.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 07:20 PM       
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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 08:14 PM       
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BTW, I spent the last valentine's day pregnant and hugging the toilet, how hawt is that. Just realized it.
Reminds me of the time I was in second grade and my entire family was sick with some stomach virus all the week of Valentine's Day.

I was really mad because they were having a Valentine's Day play shortly after Valentine's Day and I had a speaking part in it. I get back to school the day of the play and find out that someone else was given my part and I couldn't do the part, even though I was back. Seemed so unfair.
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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 09:12 PM       
It didn't happen on Valentine's, but I was similarly hosed in 6th grade. I won the school spelling bee and went to the regionals. Then I had to have surgery and was homeschooled the rest of the year. When I got the yearbook, they put the runner-up's picture in next to "Winner, School Spelling Bee".

God was I pissed. I mean, I was there for school pictures, I was the one who won, why the hell did they use the other girl's picture? I never felt the same about her after that. Not that we were great pals to begin with.

I missed all the good stuff that year, including the token Troubled Kid freaking out in class and throwing his desk at the teacher.

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Old Feb 3rd, 2009, 10:33 PM       
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It didn't happen on Valentine's, but I was similarly hosed in 6th grade. I won the school spelling bee and went to the regionals. Then I had to have surgery and was homeschooled the rest of the year. When I got the yearbook, they put the runner-up's picture in next to "Winner, School Spelling Bee".

God was I pissed. I mean, I was there for school pictures, I was the one who won, why the hell did they use the other girl's picture? I never felt the same about her after that. Not that we were great pals to begin with.
Aw, that sucks I guess on the upside, you must have had a wonderful vocabulary.

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I heard of a guy who did that, but it wasn't genuine. The Modern Drama classes were having Character Day, which was when you invented a character and spent the day dressed and acting like them. This boy was in a different class, but my teacher told us that he was really into character to the point of throwing a desk across the room. I knew him, he was the most popular actor in the Theater Department. Really good, always got the leads.

I went as my cousin Iris, who was a Trekkie (as I had little knowledge on Star Trek, I realized later that I probably should have done a different one). Most of my friends had little patience for this change in identity (I wasn't allowed to tell them about it) and threatened basically to smack me if I didn't knock it off. As a result, I hung around my two friends that did already know what I was doing.
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 02:33 AM       
oh man guys i totally threw a desk across a room once in middle school
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 03:16 AM       
a friend of mine did that pretty much on daily basis while in elementary school
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 03:35 AM       
my elementary principal gave spankings with a paddle, and let me tell you right now, you would have got that ass whooped from throwing desks.
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 06:14 AM       
I missed out on the times a kid could have actually gotten away with something like that and lived :/

The worst thing I ever did in elementary school was in 1st grade- sneaked out of class. Literally, just waited till the teacher's back was turned and walked out of the room.

In 3rd grade I got locked in a closet for not doing some homework. For about 4 hours. But then again that teacher was a fucking psychopath, for reals.
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 05:58 PM       
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Wow. Stuff like that happened at my elementary school, but then it was kids doing it. If a teacher did it, it'd probably be considered child abuse or at least cause the parent to raise a huge stink.

Can't say I ever heard of anyone in my school actually throwing a desk out of anger. My cousin (who has some...issues...) tried to strangle his one teacher with her ID necklace once.

Oh yeah, and in second grade, a whole bunch of guys from my class tried to mob me at recess. No idea what they actually had planned. I stepped outside and they leapt at me from the side. I ran around the playground screaming until the teacher noticed. Now I probably would have kicked them or something.
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 06:02 PM       
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 09:09 PM       
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Wow. Stuff like that happened at my elementary school, but then it was kids doing it. If a teacher did it, it'd probably be considered child abuse or at least cause the parent to raise a huge stink.

Catholic school- all bets are off.
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 10:31 PM       
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I missed out on the times a kid could have actually gotten away with something like that and lived :/

The worst thing I ever did in elementary school was in 1st grade- sneaked out of class. Literally, just waited till the teacher's back was turned and walked out of the room.

In 3rd grade I got locked in a closet for not doing some homework. For about 4 hours. But then again that teacher was a fucking psychopath, for reals.
I remember being on the bus in kindergarten and it being REALLY hot outside. somewhere in the mid 90s, mayeb 100 degrees. Well, my bus driver was pissed off because we were loud. He made us roll up our windows, and he trapped us in the bus and drove us all to our houses extremely slow. I was home an hour late, and my mom ripped the school a new asshole.

I never saw him again.
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Old Feb 4th, 2009, 10:49 PM       
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Catholic school- all bets are off.
Me? Nope. Public. Very competitive students (or at least driven by competitive parents) though. I was in my high school orchestra and it's like my friend said: You'd only get to be concert master/mistress if your parents called the conductor and threatened to sue or something.
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zbf: We had a bus driver fired in 3rd grade. She was a sub and she was blowing by all the stops. Kids kept yelling "stop, stop!" because, you know, little kids...they were scared. She gets pissed off because she thinks we're just being obnoxious. She was going about 40-45 down a residential street, kids were standing up and yelling stop, and she goes, "You want me to stop?!? I'll stop!" Then she slammed on the brakes. Kids fell all over the place. I hit my head on the seat in front of me, one kid cut their head open on the first aid kit over the back door.

The next day an announcement went out for everyone on Bus 32 (or whatever it was) to come to the cafeteria. There was a group of people there...our principal and probably people from the bus office. They separated us and we had to go in a room with them one by one and tell what happened. I'm sure the parents of the kid with the cut-open head freaked the hell out and demanded she be fired.

Never saw her again.


zq: No, I meant I was. It was okay for them to lock you in a closet for 4 hours if it was a nun. Also okay for them to tell little kids they couldn't go to the bathroom and then make fun of them when they wet their pants. Also okay to tell kids all kinds of looney stuff about how God made the Challenger explode because He didn't want women in space and how Qaddafi was going to nuke us and we should all say goodbye to our parents every night in case we died.



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Old Feb 5th, 2009, 10:21 AM       
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No, I meant I was. It was okay for them to lock you in a closet for 4 hours if it was a nun. Also okay for them to tell little kids they couldn't go to the bathroom and then make fun of them when they wet their pants. Also okay to tell kids all kinds of looney stuff about how God made the Challenger explode because He didn't want women in space and how Qaddafi was going to nuke us and we should all say goodbye to our parents every night in case we died.
Oh, I see. Yeah, my dad was actually raised by nuns as a boy and he had some pretty good stories. He told me that on one Christmas outing, the nun that was supposed to take then had to send a substitute woman in her place. As a result, all of the kids were really wild and misbehaved. My dad noticed the substitute calmly writing down the names of all of the misbehaving kids, so he sat quietly. When the nun got the list of names, she went crazy and took all the kids on the list into a room to beat them.
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Old Feb 5th, 2009, 11:28 AM       
Kitsa, I love you. Lets spend the rest of our lives together in a comfortably drunken state, where the only worry is fighting the cats off the beds and how far away the nearest booze shop is.
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Kitsa, I love you. Lets spend the rest of our lives together in a comfortably drunken state, where the only worry is fighting the cats off the beds and how far away the nearest booze shop is.
You need some mindless video game also. Like tetris. You know, in case the booze didn't numb your mind enough.
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