Fable - Any thoughts?

[Crying Baby Jesus]

your the reason jesus is crying. so be nice to the christian savior by blowing your brains out all over the street

[ThisIsWitty]

You're the reason I should blow my brains out.

[HickMan]

QUIT BITCHING AND STAY ON TOPIC. The game's definetly worth buying, I beat the game today. But still haven't done half of the things in it. Plus, there's a whole other game, practically I haven't played yet.

[DamnthatDavid]

I agree with the Hickman on this.

The game has layers, and you can't seem to get even through half the layers in one go through.

I'm to the Arena again this time around, and I want to see if Icould take a shot at Jack with my bow during the "Should I kill Whisper or Not" segment. He just standing up their on the balcony.

Or, what will happen if I kill Lady Grey, to avenge her sister? And I only managed to open a 10th of the demon doors...

What happens if you beat all the fight club arenas? Or is it possible to get those first 2 other quests at the very start? The one with the Ice Troll, or is that just left over from the original game plan.

So many options... HOW THE HELL do I open the demon door at the Greatlake Gorge? I have killed so many traders in front of that damn door, and it still won't open. That bastard...

[LacrimansTaurne]

The "evil" door opened for me when my alignment was 100% evil; red eyes & mist, horns, flies, the whole sha-bang. I've also heard if you eat those baby chick things in front of it, it'll open for you.

[DamnthatDavid]

Hmmm, thanks, I'll try that.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

cool I want to eat babys too!

[HickMan]

A BABY CHICKEN. YOU FUCKING MORON. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Its still a baby. People babys would be cool too.

[HickMan]

Originally Posted by HickMan

A BABY CHICKEN. YOU FUCKING MORON. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Originally Posted by HickMan

[Supafly345]

From all the screenshots I have seen, you get to play one white guy's evolution into many different forms of homosexuality. Even when he has facial hair covering every square inch of his face he still looks like a fag. Don't disagree with me: when one of the highlights of the game is to choose your outfit and how stylish you look effects how people talk to you, the only possible reason for that guy's back to be constantly arched is because he has an enchanted fairy dildo shoved up his ass.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

Faeries PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS!!!

[ThisIsWitty]

Definately go bad. The completely good guy looks super-gay.

Especially if he's in completely white clothes with cornrows and a sheriff mustache, with his pretty lady gloves on.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

someone told me theres a way to change your alingnment to one extreme to the other at the very beginning. Granted a 10 year old with brning eyes and horns would be cool I don't think you can.

[DamnthatDavid]

I wish they had more weapons... like a freaking shield, or at least 2 weapons, one in each hand.
And I want one of Twinblade's swords.

[Supafly345]

Hey David, can I borrow your game? I want to play biuld-a-fag at least once.

[HickMan]

[DamnthatDavid]

Sure, I still have a week before school starts. If you in Parkland, give me a call. Then you can play with I WANT MY FUCKING STAROCEAN CD!!! Fable, and creat all the fag warriors, or warlocks, you want.

[Crying Baby Jesus]

I'm gonna merry and kill miltipl familys.

[ThisIsWitty]

People keep bitching about how they can't keep on playing after they beat it.


They didn't sit through the credits.

[HickMan]

What happens if you don't sit through the credits?

[Captain Goodtimes]

You miss the opportunity to know that Art Hardchuck was a Tester for the game.

[ThisIsWitty]

Originally Posted by HickMan

What happens if you don't sit through the credits?

Well, you miss out on how many pizza's and takeout and shit they ordered.

And if you press Y it takes you to the loading screen. If you sit through all of the credits, however, you get to play as the same character. Down side is you can't get any more quests, as you forsaked them by taking the final one. And the entire back of the guild is blocked off by rocks.

You pretty much just get to level up, get past the demon doors, and Role Play. But other than that, might as well start a new character.

[EisigerBiskuit]

When you get married, hit on other people while naked, and then beat your wife senseless. They love that.

It's a lot better if you beat them while living in a "No Weapon" village.
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