Finally got through Elona's with the help of a guide. That mission is deceptively easy when you know how to do it.
Now I'm stuck on thirsty, which is giving me quite the fuck of a problem. There was this dude named X Ichiban X or something who knew what he was doing, but after we failed he wanted me to kick the guy that drug our asses through the wastes to get there and I had to tell mister sXe ichi to fuck off ;_; So there you have it, I don't sacrifice my principles of non-dick-headedry, even for people on the internet who pretend to be girls and aren't too hot at playing.
One day, you can all hope to grow up to be like me.
Previously on X-Men, our leader invited this dude to the group named Bibiki Jack, whose greeting messages were 'gogogo gog og o' and 'gogogo go go go,' respectively. Despite my advisement, we went on the mission with him in tow.
There's this warrior warcry that gives you and your pals a few bonuses if you use it when someone in your group dies. It's an instant effect, so it's not like you can set it and let it cook for a battle while you wait for someone to drop. So naturally, this particular moron would charge at everything in sight while screaming "I WILL AVENGE YOU." Unfortunately for Jack, we would not avenge him by the end of the day.
Okay, loser has to go make snarky comments about Captain Crunch's ethereal midget.
Rock... Paper... Scissors... Shoot!
Shit! Do-over!