Boy gets revenge on sister by posting her hookup list

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

If the brother was smart he should have approached each one individually with a price for what his sister wanted to do with that person. That's free money for him which could then buy more beer not to drink.

[Zomboid]

Pimping out his own sister really does sound like the most logical move. Personally, I wanna see what this girl looks like. If she's a troll, I'd like to know how she planned to seduce all of those guys.

[Tadao]

she opened her hole, most of those uys probably wanted it to stay secret.

[Zomboid]

But at least one of them only ate her out, I thought. I'm thoroughly disgusted by the idea of eating out gross chicks

And that guy probably feels just great now that he knows she's a slut

[Tadao]

[Sacks]

You expect these boys to wear condoms while getting blowjobs?

[Ant10708]

No I do not, I was more referring to actual sexual intercourse when talking about condoms. I appreciate you distracting from the point I was making that the spread of STDs is not the sole fault of some whore doing the sex acts but it is the fault of both partners. In terms of blowjobs, thats the risk involved with the enjoyment I guess. No condom means there is risk for disease and thats the facts of life so if you can't handle the fact the mouth your sticking your dick in might be dirtier then you know then you really shouldnt be sticking your dick in there. Its not the bitches fault that you want to stick your dick inside her dirty mouth. If you get a blowjob and assume your the first dick to enter that girls mouth then you are a naive dumbass. Even if the girl never did suck a cock or have sex, she could easily still have an STD that she got trasmitted to her from birth. I expect these boys to know the dangers of sexual activity and then if they choose to take part in it, I expect them not to blame the bitch they barely know who sucked their cock for the burning sensation in their cocks when they pee

obviously if you knew for sure you had an STD then its your fault for spreading it and not disclosing info but people are sexually active with strangers everyday and they def dont get tested for disease nearly as often.

GET YOUR DICK SUCKED AT YOUR OWN RISK

[Tadao]

they could be using protection

[Colonel Flagg]

Phew. That makes me feel sooooo much better.

[Sam]

DENTAL DAM, DOGS

[Kitsa]

According to another thing written up about this, this is her facebook profile picture:



And this is his:




I'm not really sure where "asian parents" are supposed to fit into all this, but their supposed facebook pages give their graduation years as '07 (him) and '09 (her), so this still seems a tad weird to me.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

According to another thing written up about this, this is her facebook profile picture:



And this is his:

PICTURE ANALYSIS.

SHE IS HERSELF. HER BROTHER REPRESENTS THE CHAIN LINK FENCE.
THE BRIDGE IS A BUNCH OF CACKS.

[Chojin]

kit - the facebook links provided by the guy in the comments aren't correct. they're just people who have the same first names and are related

[Kitsa]

That would make way more sense.

[kahljorn]

yea this story would be a lot funnier though if he was 20 and still living at home and about to turn 21 but getting grounded 3 months until his birthday for having beer in his closet

[Supafly345]

and being a white kid adopted into an asian family

[ZeldaQueen]

You know, it seems to me like it would have been a more appropriate retribution if the brother had given the list directly to the parents. His sister didn't post picture of him pickled on Facebook, she told their folks. Plus, it also seems like it would be the fastest way to get her in trouble. Would there be any guarantee that their parents would see the list if it were only put online?

We sort of had a male example at my high school, when a bunch of dudes got together a list of the "Top 100 Hottest Girls", with comments on various...aspects of them. A bunch of them were suspended after their list was found and reported. And my first thought was "We duh they were caught, you put together something like that and it really seems to be tempting fate".

So I guess the moral of the story is to keep your fantasies in your head, unless you're being paid to write 'em.

[The Leader]

Originally Posted by ZeldaQueen

His sister didn't post picture of him pickled on Facebook

[Sam]

STOP SNITCHIN'

[Colonel Flagg]

Spoken like a true gangsta.

[Ninjavenom]

The entire idea behind this thread gives me an erection, just for the record. I would like this noted in the minutes if at all possible, please.

[Skulhedface]

Why an erection? Was your name one of the ones on the list, Ninjavenom?

Also, is it just me or does it seem like you haven't posted in quite some time?