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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 01:11 AM       
I'm about to not vote for him, just to cancel out your vote.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 01:41 AM       
OH GOD YABU, YOUR MOUTH IS SO WARM AND SOFT

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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 01:54 AM       
I COULD NEVER DO THINGS LIKE THIS WITH MY REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT FRIENDS, YABUTURTLE

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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 01:56 AM       
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SWALLOWED IT ALL

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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 02:27 AM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 02:28 AM       
He's just stammeringly excited about his next big date!
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 02:36 AM       
I really care deeply for women. And I've dreamed of finding one someday.
A girl who I can relate to. I would certainly be nice and polite to her. Someone who makes me laugh, and someone I can make laugh. I'd really like to dance with her, be it fast or slow dances, as I love to dance. I would take her out to places on our dates. I'd never want to push her into anything and make her feel uncomfortable. I certainly don't want to show off or act like a self absorbed arrogant jerk, as I dislike those kind of people.
And I would want to write her poetry expressing my feelings for her, letting her know that I care deeply for her and that I would never hurt her in any way, shape or form. I would love to play music for her, and singing for her, expressing how much I care for her.
And then, when our feelings have developed and that we don't like, but instead love each other, I would let her know everyday, saying that I love her. I would want love between her and I to be passionate and memorable. I'd be telling her I love her, hold hands with her, giving her warm hugs and soft kisses. A woman who I could love dearly, marry her and have children with her.
But, then again, this is IF I meet a woman. I always keep thinking it's just hopeless, as I have kept failing over and over, but deep down I know I really shouldn't give up. I believe there is someone out there in this world for me. Someone who thinks and acts like I do, and someone who is smart and open minded as well as fun. I just hope I can find her someday, and finally embrace this feeling known as love. The feeling I have seen but never felt before. I really hope I meet her one day.

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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 08:41 AM       
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I really care deeply for women. And I've dreamed of finding one someday.
A girl who I can relate to. I would certainly be nice and polite to her. Someone who makes me laugh, and someone I can make laugh. I'd really like to dance with her, be it fast or slow dances, as I love to dance. I would take her out to places on our dates. I'd never want to push her into anything and make her feel uncomfortable. I certainly don't want to show off or act like a self absorbed arrogant jerk, as I dislike those kind of people.
And I would want to write her poetry expressing my feelings for her, letting her know that I care deeply for her and that I would never hurt her in any way, shape or form. I would love to play music for her, and singing for her, expressing how much I care for her.
And then, when our feelings have developed and that we don't like, but instead love each other, I would let her know everyday, saying that I love her. I would want love between her and I to be passionate and memorable. I'd be telling her I love her, hold hands with her, giving her warm hugs and soft kisses. A woman who I could love dearly, marry her and have children with her.
But, then again, this is IF I meet a woman. I always keep thinking it's just hopeless, as I have kept failing over and over, but deep down I know I really shouldn't give up. I believe there is someone out there in this world for me. Someone who thinks and acts like I do, and someone who is smart and open minded as well as fun. I just hope I can find her someday, and finally embrace this feeling known as love. The feeling I have seen but never felt before. I really hope I meet her one day.

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Lets hope he meets that woman so he can stop hopping on ron paul's dick.
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I really care deeply for women. And I've dreamed of finding one someday, because I could finally practice my taxidermy on a soft human.
A girl who I can relate to. One who understands how much I want to live in one of those floating cities on the ocean that the crazy sect of libertarians want to build and live on. I would certainly be nice and polite to her, because she won't realize that the shovel is coming to the back of her head that way. Someone who makes me laugh, and someone I can make laugh. Because clubbing a woman in the head and stuffing her is hilarious ladies, am I right? I'd really like to dance around her corpse, be it fast or slow dances, as I love to dance. I would take her out to places on our dates. I'd never want to push her into anything and make her feel uncomfortable. I certainly don't want to show off or act like a self absorbed arrogant jerk, as I dislike those kind of people. And when people see that I carry my stuffed dream woman around, i would ignore the horrified stares.
And I would want to write her poetry expressing my feelings for her, letting her know that I care deeply for her and that I would never hurt her in any way, shape or form. Because once she is perfectly preserved forever, i would keep her clean and not let dust accumulate on her. I would love to play music for her, and singing for her, expressing how much I care for her.
And then, when our feelings have developed and that we don't like, but instead love each other, I would let her know everyday, saying that I love her. I would want love between her and I to be passionate and memorable. I'd be telling her I love her, hold hands with her, giving her warm hugs and soft kisses. A woman who I could love dearly, marry her and have children with her. Though we would clearly have to adopt the children, or more likely kidnap them because of the uncomfortable questions adoption agencies ask like, 'why do you keep a stuffed woman in your house?'
But, then again, this is IF I meet a woman. I always keep thinking it's just hopeless, as I have kept failing over and over, but deep down I know I really shouldn't give up. That, and whenever I approach one, they seem to see something in my eyes that frightens them off. I believe there is someone out there in this world for me. Someone who thinks and acts like I do, and someone who is smart and open minded as well as fun. Someone besides The Coolinator anyway. I just hope I can find her someday, and finally embrace this feeling known as love. The feeling I have seen but never felt before. I really hope I meet her one day. And mount her in an entirely non sexual way.
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 02:38 AM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 02:52 AM       
OH MY GOD HE SUCKED MY DICK JESUS NO
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 02:53 AM       
I'M GONNA BE SICK, HE WAS WEARING A BLONDE WIG I DIDN'T KNOW
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 05:05 AM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 05:12 AM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 12:55 PM       
HEY EVEYONE RON PAUL IZ TEH SHIZZ. VOTE FOR HIM OR DIE.

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Old Aug 21st, 2011, 02:51 PM       
I hope he cries into his Hot Pocket when Ron Paul doesn't get invited to the debates.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2011, 03:53 AM       
I cant stand reading this thread. I dont know how you guys could stand writing it.
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 01:15 AM       
You can't stand this thread but took the time to write a response. How strange. Also I noticed over half of you double post. Guess you never heard of the edit button which is unfortunate.

As for Ron I already said what needed to be said. I'm saying the ones who thought he was nuts realize later he does make sense. I didn't realize many of you had a 2 digit I.Q.
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You can't stand this thread but took the time to write a response. How strange. Also I noticed over half of you double post. Guess you never heard of the edit button which is unfortunate.

As for Ron I already said what needed to be said. I'm saying the ones who thought he was nuts realize later he does make sense. I didn't realize many of you had a 2 digit I.Q.
A few things.

1) I hardly think a man who clearly has a 1 digit IQ such as yourself should be talking about others' IQ. Especially when they are all clearly your intellectual superiors. It is at best unseemly, and just sad to watch

2) You arrogant idealists are all the same, you don't want to engage, you just want to soapbox. You have been given real reasons about why the world has consequences for any sort of drastic change, and your only response is to ignore them. I am forced to conclude that is because your 1 digit IQ cannot grasp the concept of a discussion.

3) Your 'edit button' response clearly shows your ignorance of this forum and how it operates. If you did a little research, (and let's face it, it is painfully obvious that the concept of research is an anathema to you) you would know that is just how posting is sometimes done here. it is a 'posting style'. Many do it for a myriad of reasons that include but are not limited to; humor, laziness, apathy, and style. But trust me, the only person here who hasn't realized that you don't research or study properly is you, so you should be the only person surprised by this post.

4) Why bring your crusade here? While we have a political forum, it is a tongue in cheek forum, and to take yourself this seriously is going to get you nothing but scorn in response. But again, if your IQ were greater than your shoe size you might have realized that early on in this thread.

At this point, you are no longer fun or interesting anymore. You have worn out both your welcome and usefulness
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Old Aug 23rd, 2011, 01:36 AM       
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is a yabu turtle something from the flintstones?
ive been reading it as yaburtle which sounds cooler.

however i also spell villains like villians
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