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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 05:57 AM       
I'm pretty hairy and mines pretty thick but only about 6 1/2" :/
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 06:12 AM       
I have been shaving since I was four. If you catch-a my drift.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 06:14 AM       
Using the :/ emoticon when describing one's penis does not seem like a particular recommendation.

Personally speaking, I asked a panel of local, average emoticons what their assessment of my penis was, and this is the results of the survey:

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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 09:29 AM       
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Well, that's not anything to be sad about.
I'm not sad about it. If it was really big, then my crotch would look like a tent whenever I got a boner and that would be a little tricky to cover up.

I LOVE MY PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, and you said that OAO's 7" cock was almost as big as your foot. You must have really small feet. What size do you wear? I wear a mens size 12.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 10:18 AM       
I wear a 7 1/2.
In a womaen's size, because that is what I am.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 10:19 AM       
YOU HAVE PUNY FEET!
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 10:28 AM       
Nuh uh.

My feet are cool.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 10:30 AM       
They're fine, but they're still PUNY!!!!
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 12:26 PM       
Alright, enough about my feet.
Let's get back to the penis shall we?
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 05:01 PM       
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The correct way to measure a penis is along the top, NOT pushing a ruler into the stomach hard to gain extra length, but just the full distance from stomach to head. Circumference is measured at the thickest point.
I don't know about you guys, but my penis is not located in my stomach.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 05:04 PM       
He means that area between your gut and your stomach, retard. I believe it's called the crotch.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 05:16 PM       
I imagined that's what he meant.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 05:17 PM       
Then don't be such a fucking literlist.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 05:17 PM       
4) Who actually buys that crap about uncircumcised (sp?) penises being more sensitive? Granted, some guys circumcised later in life have said that it does take it down a little, but just as many have said it had no effect.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 05:20 PM       
Are you circumsised?

I'm not. It makes slamming the salmon easier. I don't need any hand cream or anything. I just get a boner, grab my willy, and start furiously beating off.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 05:30 PM       
Yes, I'm circumcised. In this country, most of us are.

I realize that it makes beating off easier, but does it make it feel better? That's the question.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 06:24 PM       
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In this country, most of us are.
Huh? What? I though you lived in the US.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 06:27 PM       
Mpst males in the US are circumcised because some idiot doctors a few decades ago told everyone uncircumcised men were at risk of disease.

Oh, and yes, uncircumcised wangers are more sensitive because circumcised ones develop thicker skin over the head to protect it from irritation, which the foreskin normally does.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 06:30 PM       
WHAT? That's pretty fucked up.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 06:34 PM       
That's one theory. The problem is that a tougher layer of skin does necessarily make the organ less sensitive, or at least not significantly so.

Another explanation is that the nerves lost from the foreskin make it less sensitive.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 06:42 PM       
Is the amount of pleasure women get with an uncircumcized dick different from the one that has been cut?
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 07:23 PM       
Vagiclean: I'm not sure. I've only had one kind of dick to use on the women.

OAO: The point is, the head needs to be desensitized so a circumcised guy can walk around his whole life without it being constantly irritated by the inside of his pants; whether it's a matter of nerve endings or skin thickness, the result is the same.
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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 07:48 PM       
the foreskin rolls back and forth over the head inside a woman's vagina if you're uncut and not wearing a condom. it's supposivley a really good feeling for girlies.

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Old Jan 29th, 2004, 09:42 PM       
I've never actually heard it about it being discussed much from the female's perspective. Some women seem to have a preference, but most don't really care.
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Old Jan 30th, 2004, 12:30 AM       
Circumcision is indeed unneccesary, but is common in the US mostly from religious beliefs and lingering medical misinformation. Doctors used to blame all sorts of shit on the foreskin. It is far less common elsewhere in the world. 80% or so of men are uncut. Removing the foreskin is a surgical procedure that has negative effects, as it removes a part of the penis that has a specific function. Sensitivity is reduced, how much so is debatable. The glans (head) is desensitized somewhat, not having the protection of foreskin, but it still functions as needed.

Some women may not prefer one way or another, but the intact penis tends to have more skin to slide in and out of, reducing friction. The same benefit applies to masturbation, giving the penis a sleeve of sorts and reducing the need for artificial lubrication. Overall, being uncut has a couple slight benefits but nothing too considerable.



I just realized I know (or maybe just think) a lot about penises :/
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