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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 01:08 AM       
Then you met Microshock.
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 03:10 AM       
Also, CELL PROCESSOR! Yeah, how you gonna beat that?!
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 07:29 AM       
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I hope you're being facetious...
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 03:43 AM       
Is that a component of your PS3, or some game?

I know I could easily open another browser tab and look it up myself but, meh.
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 05:37 AM       
Yeah man the CELL PROCESSOR which gives developers the unique ability to make their cross-platform games look slightly worse than the 360 and much worse than the PC, how are you gonna' beat that?

Dr. Boogie: it's the CPU of the PS3 which is supposedly powerful but no twat can figure out how to use it properly so in practical terms it's about as good as the 360, maybe slightly less so.
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 07:57 AM       
more like sickle cell anemia processor right guys
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 12:32 PM       
Also Blu-ray, 6 times the quality of DVD. That's what you've been seeing for a decade times 6.
Also, Wi-Fi, built in!
And rechargable controllers with the battery packs built in!
And did i mention the CELL PROCESSOR!?
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 12:38 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 12:46 PM       
You're kidding now, I see that. Just stop it.
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 02:43 PM       
Kidding?! Why would i kid about the power of the cell processor?! IM SUCH A FANBOY! LOOK AT ME!
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 02:49 PM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 08:17 PM       
I heard that up to ninety percent of the PS3 sales were made by confused people!
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 08:32 PM       
I've had more than one person tell me they bought the PS3 for the Bluetooth and to this day I have no idea what that means
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Old Mar 31st, 2009, 05:13 PM       
This whole thread is making me wish my 360 was fixed. Sure, it only had Halo and Gears of War, but it's either that, or play Lair on a PS3.
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 08:51 PM       
My brother just bought a sony viao. It can use a bluetooth mouse. We were trying to figure out if that is a good thing or not. Isn't just another wirless protocol? I have wireless mouse and keyboard, but the come with an adapter that plugs into my usb. I guess bluetooth would keep that usb port free, but is it as fast as my adapter setup? That is the question I have running in my head.
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My brother just bought a sony viao. It can use a bluetooth mouse. We were trying to figure out if that is a good thing or not. Isn't just another wirless protocol? I have wireless mouse and keyboard, but the come with an adapter that plugs into my usb. I guess bluetooth would keep that usb port free, but is it as fast as my adapter setup? That is the question I have running in my head.
Bluetooth is a unified standard. That is its edge. It's also crack-able.

bt-audit is one of the reasons I don't own a cell phone.
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 09:29 PM       
It's pretty good to have bluetooth support as you can easily hook up a bluetooth keyboard and use it with the web-browser or whatever, or even pull media off certain devices but it's hard to imagine anyone buying a PS3 specifically for the bluetooth support :/
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Old Mar 29th, 2009, 10:21 PM       
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It's pretty good to have bluetooth support as you can easily hook up a bluetooth keyboard and use it with the web-browser or whatever, or even pull media off certain devices but it's hard to imagine anyone buying a PS3 specifically for the bluetooth support :/
They probably meant Blu-Ray. Just illustrating that 85% of the people who buy video games are uninformed fucks.
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 10:27 PM       
Well you can set up a lot of stuff up with the PS3, since it's such a good media center, people buy it for that purpose and then get into games because they realize, oh it plays AMAZING GAMES!

Did i mention, NON PROPRIETARY HARDWARE and a FREE built in browser?!?!?!
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Old Mar 30th, 2009, 11:29 PM       
It's okay, folks! He's just kidding!
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Old Mar 31st, 2009, 03:43 PM       
I am not kidding about the ability to use A LOT OF THINGS YOU BOUGHT in your HOUSE on the PS3 instead of buying some piece of shit white plastic microphone or harddrive you can only use on the 360.
The browser is also great for watching Hulu and Youtube on your TV, yes you can use a ton of different things to do that but its built into the ps3, and it's not free on the wii anymore.
Also, controllers with built in rechargable batteries, you know for those people that dont really want to buy batteries or rechargable ones at that.
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Old Apr 1st, 2009, 12:14 PM       
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I am not kidding about the ability to use A LOT OF THINGS YOU BOUGHT in your HOUSE on the PS3 instead of buying some piece of shit white plastic microphone or harddrive you can only use on the 360.
The browser is also great for watching Hulu and Youtube on your TV, yes you can use a ton of different things to do that but its built into the ps3, and it's not free on the wii anymore.
Also, controllers with built in rechargable batteries, you know for those people that dont really want to buy batteries or rechargable ones at that.
In my opinion this is fanboyism, plane and simple. Your are tooting the PS3 horne while talking shit about the xbox. If you like the PS3 thats fine. If you want to tell people how you think its awesome thats fine too. If the only way you can say good things about the PS3 is to talk shit about the xbox... well thats fanboyism. If you are a PS3 fanboy hell that is fine too. But dont stand there going on and on about how your not or cry when people defend the xbox your talking shit about. I have an xbox and I take good care of it. I did get a red ring problem but Microsoft owned up to the problem and fixed it on their dime, I didnt even have to pay for shipping. That says a lot about a company.
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Old Apr 1st, 2009, 03:53 PM       
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In my opinion this is fanboyism, plane and simple. Your are tooting the PS3 horne while talking shit about the xbox. If you like the PS3 thats fine. If you want to tell people how you think its awesome thats fine too. If the only way you can say good things about the PS3 is to talk shit about the xbox... well thats fanboyism. If you are a PS3 fanboy hell that is fine too. But dont stand there going on and on about how your not or cry when people defend the xbox your talking shit about. I have an xbox and I take good care of it. I did get a red ring problem but Microsoft owned up to the problem and fixed it on their dime, I didnt even have to pay for shipping. That says a lot about a company.
No, it says that they have a shoddily made piece of hardware and that they want to cover their asses from a lawsuit.

And i don't think i made the ps3 look better by talking truth about the 360, just comparing
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Old Apr 1st, 2009, 04:02 PM       
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And i don't think i made the ps3 look better
So you know you made it look worse?

Glad to see we're on the same page here :D
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Old Mar 31st, 2009, 04:02 PM       
Oh really? Because I just stream all that stuff from my computer to my xbox and watch it on my tv. Sounds pretty much like the same exact thing. I wonder what the difference can be.... Oh yea! The extra $200 bucks I have in my wallet.
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