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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 02:56 PM       
I wrote articles for Ehow.com about mercruiser stern drives and made over $20 in ad revenue. woo hoo!
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 04:54 PM       
I have written two children's fantasy stories and am working on a third, but none have been published.
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 05:03 PM       
Whatever happened to JOAT?

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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 05:22 PM       
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 05:26 PM       
All the stories I try to write turn into time-travel science fiction shit

And regarding the attitude of the forums, I-Mockery has always been to me the only relatively public and well-known internet community with (reasonably) intelligent people where you didn't have maintain a positive energy by being nice to everyone and pretending to like them.

If a new person starts posting banal garbage and boring stock responses to other people's posts what reason should I have to humor their posting? Why should people like dirtyxblondexdame stick around and feel accepted when they contribute nothing worthwhile or entertaining?
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 06:44 PM       
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All the stories I try to write turn into time-travel science fiction shit

And regarding the attitude of the forums, I-Mockery has always been to me the only relatively public and well-known internet community with (reasonably) intelligent people where you didn't have maintain a positive energy by being nice to everyone and pretending to like them.

If a new person starts posting banal garbage and boring stock responses to other people's posts what reason should I have to humor their posting? Why should people like dirtyxblondexdame stick around and feel accepted when they contribute nothing worthwhile or entertaining?
Speaking of which, elx's constant complaining is getting boring. Maybe you should out the character if it doesn't improve.
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 05:53 PM       
I think that's a major problem now, though. The stock responses are at an all-time high, and the fun discussions are becoming fewer and fewer.

ZQ's dreams of becoming a writer are still usually good for a laugh. What do you even do, aside from post here? Are you in college or university? Do you have a job? You come off as one of those weird, flaky "internet people" who're always willing to give advice even when they don't have any experience in the area they're advising you in. Just a typical overly friendly person on the internet. YOU SICKEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 09:31 PM       
What if elx is just a future version of ZQ who traveled back in time?!
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 09:38 PM       
But ZQ is older than elx, OMG TIME RIFT RUUUUUUUUUN!
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Old Aug 18th, 2009, 09:40 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 12:39 AM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 02:38 AM       
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ZQ's dreams of becoming a writer are still usually good for a laugh. What do you even do, aside from post here? Are you in college or university? Do you have a job? You come off as one of those weird, flaky "internet people" who're always willing to give advice even when they don't have any experience in the area they're advising you in. Just a typical overly friendly person on the internet. YOU SICKEN ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes, I'm in college (the University of Pittsburgh), but I'm on summer break until August 31st.

No I don't have a job yet, but I'm working at a bookstore which raises money for the local library.

Just because you don't have experience in an area doesn't mean you know nothing about it. I haven't experience being shot but I know it's painful and potentially fatal and therefore should be avoided. And I do avoid certain topics, that's why I've been staying out of political discussions.

Of course I'm an overly friendly person online. I'm an overly friendly person in real life. It's just the way I am.

When I'm not online, I walk to the park, talk with my family, go to the library,
write stuff, listen to music, and think about stuff.

What do you do all day when you're not online?

I'm sorry I sicken you. I hope you can make it to the bathroom on time. I know throwing up outside sucks.
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 02:59 AM       
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just because you don't have experience in an area doesn't mean you know nothing about it. I haven't experience being shot but I know it's painful and potentially fatal and therefore should be avoided. And I do avoid certain topics, that's why I've been staying out of political discussions.
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 06:19 AM       
I don't think there are enough complete morons, or nut jobs for the type of humour that used to pertain these forums. It's also the reason the political board doesn't get much action these days; no nutters like Vince to argue with.

If someone new (or old) shows that they are a slow minded berk, then I see no reason why people should hold back. I certianly hope that they don't.

Elx, however, is doing a fine job at making Aimless seem stupid, in my opinion.
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 03:51 PM       
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Perhaps, but I'm afraid I'm allergic to bleeding to death. It's a condition I've had from birth.
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 04:13 PM       
Yeah well I'm highly allergic to Penicillin and yet i still take it! I intentionally get stung by bees and I even clean my finger nails with rusty nails!

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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 01:56 PM       
I think I missed the entire elx/Aimless clash, unfortunately.
So.... is this a free ticket to be a complete douchebag now?
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 02:11 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 02:14 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 04:14 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 04:21 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 09:12 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2009, 10:18 PM       
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Old Aug 20th, 2009, 12:20 AM       
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