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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 03:11 PM       
YOUR PLEASURE UNIT WILL GROW TO INFINITY IF YOU ALLOW THE INVISIBLE HAND TO STROKE IT
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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 04:20 PM       
Your penis is growing so exponentially that it's actually become a part of your head.
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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 04:48 PM        man if yo dick is that small get some help
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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 08:40 PM       
My penis is the size of Canada.
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Old Feb 14th, 2004, 11:37 PM       
That's your excuse for never getting laid? C'mon.
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 02:03 AM       
listen, all you gotta do is not abuse it (a.k.a. treat it violent, or over whacking) but give it plenty of exersise, and your trouser snake will give u years of maintenance free performance.
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 02:08 AM       
Did you really do that sig yourself?
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 07:56 PM       
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Cool. One thing though... my dick is a turtle penis. That is, it's very small when limp... but that makes it a nice suprise.

Also, what size condom will I need to wear?
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 08:00 PM       
I want to strangel you with a condom you fucking dork.
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 09:48 PM       
Turtle penis. Heh.
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Old Feb 15th, 2004, 11:45 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 12:09 AM       
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Also, what size condom will I need to wear?
JUST TAPE A GARBAGE BAG AROUND IT. IT'S TOO HUGE FOR MERE CONDOMS.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 02:11 AM       
I recommend double bagging. Garbage bags aren't made for that kind of friction. :/
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 04:08 AM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:18 AM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:54 AM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 01:40 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 04:28 PM       
That damn pic was not drawn to scale. If it were, I would have a really huge dick.

Also, my penis is 7". When I press down on it, it's around 7.5".

My penis has a circumference of 6.1".

Now... what size condom is appropriate?
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 05:15 PM       
*shrug* Large?
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 06:09 PM       
Why are you even worrying about condoms? I doubt anyone's going to be having sex with you anytime soon, loser.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 07:19 PM       
Curiosity.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 07:23 PM       
IT IS SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO TOUCH HIS PENIS WHEN HE IS MASTURBATING.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 07:45 PM       
Six-inch circumferecnce? Dude, that's pushing pop can size. If you were actually being honest about this I'd advise you to go have surgery to make it smaller.
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:03 PM       
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Old Feb 16th, 2004, 08:07 PM       
I don't think he measured it right. That sounds abnormally large. measure the circumference by taking a string or tape measure and wrapping it ONCE around your dick. Mark the string with your finger and measure the string.
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