WoW - Oh God Please Let Me Get A CE For Burning Crusade

[DeadKennedys]

http://wowdetox.com/

I quit Wow because I have other things that need to be done, like getting epic loot (money) from end game instances (my job). And it's nice to talk to a girl without a ! over her head.

[AChimp]

BIG PIMPIN'

[DamnthatDavid]

PATCH 1.12!!!

Return of the PVP fun!

Cross-Realm Battlegrounds
For the first time in the history of World of Warcraft, you will be able to face off against players from other realms in the Battlegrounds. Coming in patch 1.12 are cross-realm PvP Battlegrounds, linking Alterac Valley, Warsong Gulch, and Arathi Basin so that players from several realms will be combined into one huge matchmaking pool. Replenish your mana, sharpen your blades, and get ready for some brand-new challengers!

World PvP
While the Battlegrounds are about to receive a major upgrade of their own, players interested in World PvP will be glad to hear that patch 1.12 will introduce a brand-new type of PvP content to the game. The stage is set for intense, objective-based land battles as Horde and Alliance vie for control over important strategic positions and resources around Azeroth. Stay tuned for more news about these new world PvP enhancements coming to World of Warcraft.

I'll rejoin for this!

[HickMan]

So chimp, is everyone still on Laughing Skull? If so, I wouldn't mind joining the guild again! I'm a 23 Tauren warrior named Walkertexas.

[DamnthatDavid]

The Mockery Guild is dead.

Chimp is part of Testament. A one time (perhaps no longer) anal guild full of assholes. But I guess they left.

[Carnivore]

I want to make Chimp feel badly, so I'll give an account of my WoW happenings

My guild is large enough to run guild-only 20-man raids and our raid alliance has been rejecting new applicants in droves because we just don't have room.

We've had BWL on farm for coming up on two months now. I've been sitting at 7/8 Judgement and just waiting for a belt that is seemingly never going to drop :/

We're four bosses deep in AQ. Although I'd rather skip it and go to Naxx, I'm outvoted among the raid leadership.

Perhaps I'll toss some screens up later.

[AChimp]

I can toss you an invite to Mockery, Hickman, but if you want to be in a guild that actually does stuff, you'll probably want to look elsewhere. There's a lot of good lowbie guilds.

We're still anal in Testament, but only because we want to get shit done so that we can go do the other fun things. The new leadership is much nicer about it, although we did gkick a guy last night for constantly spamming guild chat. Then a couple of his friends left, but I had never heard of them anyways.

Congratulations on the AQ40 progress, Carni! We should be starting in there some time this week. Skeram should be dead easy... with the old guild structure full of assholes, we had him down to 25% with only 31 people in the raid. Now we have over 200 people in the guild and 20-man waitlists to get into MC/BWL, so we can afford to be picky with who we invite and stack the raid for success

Last night we started BWL, expecting to only get up to Broodlord before calling it and going back later in the week. As it turns out, we one-shotted each boss all the way up to Chromaggus (for the first time ever) with only one wipe at the start of the suppression rooms.

Got myself one of these last night, too: http://www.thottbot.com/?i=44692

From what I've read, if you guys can farm BWL, you should be able to take down the first handful of bosses in Naxx. I don't think AQ is worth skipping, though. I want to farm some rep in there so I can get the epic cooking recipe!

[Carnivore]

I happened upon this old screen from last September. Anyone who has been to Maraudon will recognize it.


For long have the centaur denizens of Kalimdor worshipped the cock!

And one I took while bored the other day.


I finally lit a fart! AMAZING!

[EisigerBiskuit]

Even in death you cannot escape the wrath of cock

[Carnivore]

Blood Elf paladins and Draenei shamans... FUCKING LAME!

That is all.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Mounting on water. Good enough for me.

[Immortal Goat]

Oh for Christ's sake, don't tell me we're going to have to put up with a bunch of pussy whiny babies here, too, over the Blood Elf Paladins and the Draenei Shamans. Here's a clue for you: It MAKES SENSE!

The Draenei were friendly with the Orcs before they went crazy, and the Orcs were predominantly Shamanistic. There we go.

As for the Blood Elf paladins, think of this: Being a paladin is a source of magic. Blood Elves are ADDICTED to magic. Blood Elves were ALSO once members of the Alliance. Would a race that is totally addicted to magic suddenly abandon one of their sources of the stuff just because they switched sides? No, they wouldn't.

Stop whining.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Now the game is like Red Team vs Blue Team, instead of Red Team vs Pink Team. Hopefully people will still get over racial abilities.

[AChimp]

Now all the Horde guilds that learned to raid the hard way will start kicking major ass because we get easy mode

[DamnthatDavid]

OH GOD... OH GOD... I hate fighting shamans, even when I am a Shaman. I was working on a Alt mage yesterday, and was thinking how much it would suck going up against a Shaman. Then I sighed and thanked Ge'Odee that the alliance didn't have shamans... I JINXED IT.

[executioneer]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

Stop whining.

i thought whining about stuff was the point of mmorpgs

[the_dudefather]

im looking forward to seeing how paladins and shamans will work togather in a group, totem buffs + auras + blessings = ftw!

[DeadKennedys]

http://www.theallianceherald.co.uk/?...ssue=12&page=5

Wth?

So, if the Draenei were friends with orcs why aren't they allied with them now? Must have had an argument aboard their interstellar spaceship. Lore rofl

[Immortal Goat]

The orcs turned on them when they went mad, and the demons started taking over.

[Carnivore]

Any originality each faction has will soon be gone. Working around not having that one class made raids far more interesting. If anything, they should've added a new faction-only class to each side.

[Immortal Goat]

No originality? Hell, racial abilities alone make the factions different enough make raids interesting.

Would I have liked to see 2 new classes? You bet your ass I would. Still, BC isn't going to be the only expansion they release, and I'm willing to bet that they're planning something big for the next one.

And I hope that you, Carnivore, aren't one of those Lore fags whining about how it messes with the story, because that would be sad.

[EisigerBiskuit]

What happened to fucking Bloodmages or whatever?

[DamnthatDavid]

I'm still holding my breath for Hero Classes at lvl 70.

[Immortal Goat]

Blood Knights? That's what the Blood Elf Paladins call themselves, so they aren't true Paladins, they just have all their abilities. But the lore that they put on the main site even suggests that there will be a downside to it.

[Dr. V]

I'm sorry but this is just Blizzards quick fix for the nerf shams whiners. But at least now we can piss off all the alliance by shield hearthing. See how they like it! (I am so making a pally)