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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Swallow your pride, you ninny
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I looked at the page, then closed it, because it really looked boring, and I still had Esuohlim's site update to read.
After typing offensive expletives to those few internet losers that still IM me on a regular basis, I reopened the SA page and tried to read.
I only managed half the page. While Steve Sutton may in fact be as mesmerizing as Josh Boruff suggests, Boruff's prose are such a nightmare of uninteresting bile artificially inserted into my stomach by a giant penis of non-white ethnicity that I just couldn't continue.
In contrast, the playfully dull meanderings of Esuohlim.com are suddenly a pleasure to consume. A stark difference to their usual dismal display of half-hearted editorialship.
If I am not careful I will be Sutton? Then roll on the next twenty years, for I only have death to look forward to anyway.