HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
Just now I was watching Revenge of the Nerds and one of my extremely drunk housemates came into my room wanting me to film him teabagging another, asleep housemate.
My brother and I bought 16.82$ worth of White Castle after drinking at a bar for a few hours. Now I feel fat. That is untill the "food" comes flying out of my ass in about 6 hours...
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...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."