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FS · #**176**

Haiku: YOU ARE VERY UNSKILLED AND WILL PROBABLY NOT AMOUNT TO ANY RESPECTABLE PROFESSION OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE

SORRY

Johannas · #**177**

She is trying to be funny....oh, i get it now!

You make me lol, Haiku. I made a Haiku just for you.

You are a dumb bitch
Once again you couldnt step
up to my 1337 $kI11$!!!!!!!!

DTH
JOHANNAS

Haiku · #**178**

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Originally Posted by FS

Haiku: YOU ARE VERY UNSKILLED AND WILL PROBABLY NOT AMOUNT TO ANY RESPECTABLE PROFESSION OVER THE COURSE OF YOUR LIFE

SORRY

Your right, lawyers arn't respected. I wonder why that is.

You bore me to tears.

As does this forum. It's like having the same conversation over and over again. Get a new idea. This one is getting old.

Esuohlim · #**179**

THAT WAS YOUR 69TH POST

soundtest · #**180**

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Originally Posted by Haiku

Johannas: You are a dumb little fuck. Maybe you'll say something intelligent before the Apocalypse nears. You'll always be on welfare and won't be worth shit.

Les Waste: You have the personality of a soapdish. You don't have an original bone in your body and will never be of importance. I hope you die of venereal disease.

Pub Lover: I'm sure you make the same mistakes repeatedly because you are stupid. You will end up a drunk. Your chances of employment and monetary gain are nil.

Esuohlim: You should rely on luck in your life because you have no talent. You are a worthless piece of shit. You will win a Darwin Award in your lifetime.

Chojin: Stay in school and you will make a good bus driver.

That is all.

Your little Anakin feels left out.

Haiku · #**181**

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

THAT WAS YOUR 69TH POST

Yeah, and it was fun for the first two days. Now it's boring.

Everyone here is stolid and lemming-like in their devotion to this crappy website that has done nothing to earn your loyalty.

FS · #**182**

...and you're the glorious masochist who seems determined to induce certain boredom upon themselves. The "you bore me (yet I stay)" angle is so old. Fuck off.

Professor Cool · #**183**

I have did the math and according to what you said, you lived for 22.083333333 Days.

Amazing, my calculator just exploded.

Carnivore · #**184**

Errrr... I changed my mind.

Les Waste · #**185**

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Originally Posted by Haiku

Everyone here is stolid and lemming-like in their devotion to this crappy website that has done nothing to earn your loyalty.

Which is funny because there is almost no talk on this forums about the site. And there are a lot of people who post on the forums but never read the site. Hell, I hate i-mockery, and if I ever saw Rog on the street, I'd bust up his knees real good like.

And since you insinuated that you're a lawyer, let me be the first to congradulate you on a career as a public defender, working for the city and providing legal counsel for homeless people and crazy people who don't have their own, actual attornies because they either couldn't afford one or said they wanted Jesus or represent them. I mean, it's a good career choice to be a lawyer whose defendants are always found guilty, because that's what kind of lawyer you'll be regardless. At least you'll have a legitimate excuse besides, you know, that thing.

And didn't you say you're 22? I don't know too many 22-year-old lawyers. Unless you're lying. Or you just haven't flunked out of school yet.

It's not like we're going to get any good answers though, considering you're the person who still won't tell us A/S/L?

Helm · #**186**

Let us make effort
Post just haiku
to salvage this thread

Schimid · #**187**

Bad starts can be rough.
Especially...oh, wait.
Out of syllables.

Esuohlim · #**188**

This is the best one
No one's is better than this
I bet you're impressed

Schimid · #**189**

Milhouse is better,
Would have been backwards, if not
Too damn confusing.

How many syllables are in Esuohlim?

Esuohlim · #**190**

Esuohlim, you ask?
I say it like "Ess-oo-lim"
So I guess there's three

Schimid · #**191**

The "h" is silent,
Kind of like Haiku right now.
What a fucking dumb...

...fuck.

Esuohlim · #**192**

How would the "h" be pronouned anyway?

Schimid · #**193**

I always thought it was "Esu-hlim." You can pronounce Hlim...

Ninjavenom · #**194**

Ass is on Fire
Burning, Hellish, and Painful
Fire is Satan

Haiku · #**195**

Quote:

Originally Posted by Les Waste

Quote:

Originally Posted by Haiku

Everyone here is stolid and lemming-like in their devotion to this crappy website that has done nothing to earn your loyalty.

Which is funny because there is almost no talk on this forums about the site. And there are a lot of people who post on the forums but never read the site. Hell, I hate i-mockery, and if I ever saw Rog on the street, I'd bust up his knees real good like.

And since you insinuated that you're a lawyer, let me be the first to congradulate you on a career as a public defender, working for the city and providing legal counsel for homeless people and crazy people who don't have their own, actual attornies because they either couldn't afford one or said they wanted Jesus or represent them. I mean, it's a good career choice to be a lawyer whose defendants are always found guilty, because that's what kind of lawyer you'll be regardless. At least you'll have a legitimate excuse besides, you know, that thing.

And didn't you say you're 22? I don't know too many 22-year-old lawyers. Unless you're lying. Or you just haven't flunked out of school yet.

It's not like we're going to get any good answers though, considering you're the person who still won't tell us A/S/L?

I'm not a lawyer. I never said I was. I'm in law school.

Your naivity is appauling. The majority of lawyers don't even see the inside of a court room. There is more to law then trial law you stupid fuck.

Schimid · #**196**

Oh no, you again.
Go back home, you bumblefuck.
Oh; and A/S/L.

Haiku · #**197**

I'm just curious...do you like to have the same conversation over and over again or is that just part of the gimmick of the site?

In all honesty.

sadie · #**198**

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Your naivity is appauling. The majority of lawyers don't even see the inside of a court room. There is more to law then trial law you stupid fuck.

speaking of APPALLING, i hope you learn to communicate better in standard english before someone is actually in your legal hands.

MrAdventure · #**199**

Salutations!

I've taken the effort to pander to your immaculately verbose confabulate stylings. Do not disservice yourself and others by staying locked in your own gilded thread, I beg of thee, roam free and establish cordial relations upon all the glorious forums we've birthed. You may find that your particular musings can caress the deep, dank, myriad of recesses located in those ever-thoughtful Gothic souls, or that, perhaps, you contain the necessary inner rhythmics required to adorn your body in delicate strands of sugar while meditating upon the ramifications of adopting a "straight-edge" lifestyle.

Perhaps then your tempestuous jowls can attempt to sully themselves upon gossamer strands of the communal entity, hopefully bereft of your current ignorance, you colossal conundrum, you.