FORUM EVENT: "I-MOCKERY'S 2007 SECRET SANTA EVENT!"

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

Despite record snowfall, a 107 fever and the worst flu I've ever had the goods have been purchased and are on their way.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by J. Tithonus Pednaud

Despite record snowfall, a 107 fever and the worst flu I've ever had the goods have been purchased and are on their way.

So you're saying you sent a little something extra special to your recipient, eh? To whoever has J as their Secret Santa, I hope you enjoy the flu virus!

In all seriousness, thanks for sending your stuff out on time J (and everybody else who has sent theirs out already too). If you can get your stuff sent out on time under those conditions, that just shows there's no excuse for anybody else not to. Rock on.

[MLE]

Bought, and will be sent tomorrow. ;o

[Misdemonar]

alright, how wants the free shit I bought?

[Dr. Boogie]

I put mine in the mail tonight, so it should be out tomorrow.

[bigtimecow]

mailing it tomorrrrrrrrrrrrow

[Fathom Zero]

Mailing this morning.

[mburbank]

IT'S IN THE MAIL, BAY-BEE!

[Vila]

Tracking Number says mine has been delevered! I hope they have fun with it!!

[MarioRPG]

I went to the post office today to buy an envelope and tested the size with one of my gifts. It didn't fit, so I bought the next biggest size.

I got home and loaded up my envelope with my gifts, and realized I couldn't find my "test gift" I mentioned before. Oh shit, I thought, I left it on the floor of the post office. Sadly, this was by far the best gift I was to include.

So I hitch a ride back to the post office and about 30 seconds after I leave the car it hits me "FUCK! I FORGOT MY DAMN PACKAGE!" I hate myself, I get my gift back from the post office though, so now I have to go back there later tonight for the third damn time. Luckily, they will recognize me, and I'll choose an appropriate shipping service.

EDIT: Shipped as of 7:00 PM EST, should arrive within a week.

[MLE]

Chojin's and mine are SENT

[Sam]

SENT SENT SENT MINE IS SENT BY THE DEADLINE HURRAY FOR SAM!

[Fathom Zero]

Sent this morning, $10 S&H, presents inbound.

[Sethomas]

Psssh, I sent it around 4:30 HOOSIER TIME and the postage was roughly $21.

[Misdemonar]

Alright, I 'm gunna get rid of this stuff, or somebodys gunna get hurt.

[Mockery]

Misdemonar, honestly, I'd save whatever you bought for now. While it's odd you bought stuff in advance but were still unable to get some of the simpler tasks done in time, there's always the chance that one of the other participants will get screwed over. Should that happen, perhaps we can work it out so you can get in and help do some damage control. I'm hoping nothing like that happens this year though and it sounds like everybody's been sending out their stuff on time (though many waited 'til the last possible minute haha).

To those of you who already received your gift(s), I hope you're gonna start posting your photos soon!

[Vila]

Still working on the story... sorry it's taking a while.

[Mockery]

Cool, that's a lotta pics. But why post them when you don't have the story/text written out yet? :o

[Vila]

Needed to get em off my camera phone.

[aj2217]

In the beginning there was a bag.



And it was pretty.

Inside the bag was a box.



And it was also pretty. And taped.

And inside the box was chocolate.




And I was happy.





Mr. Fazer makes really nice chocolate. But there were more gifts! For example, Salmiakki. I'm not a big fan myself, but my mom likes it.




This thing looked kinda innocent.





It says: Be always happy with practical joke.





I pulled out the "gummi" and an iron spring hit my thumb. It actually kinda hurt, I mean, it's supposed to give you a scare but this thing is pretty vicious! It's hits you right beside the nail, where it hurts the most. Someone who really hates children and/or practical jokes must have made it. I guess he's sitting in the factory all day, bending all the springs a bit to the side...

And then there was this very discreet brown envelope. This scared me. I noticed the words tranny porn somewhere on the forum, and the letter in the box told me RaNkeri "wasn't expecting to be paired up with a girl, so some gifts might feel a little strange".



Iek?



It's Spidermanni! With a link to a finnish translation site. I decided to read it without help first. I mean, I've been reading comics for about eight years now, and well...it's not rocket science.

There's a very ugly Carnage on the cover, and Venom and Bullseye. Excitement! Inside there's the Fantastic Four. This has to be Civil War stuff. Ah yes, there's Iron Man and...some guy with wings and an eagle on his chest. Spidey in his horrible shiny suit has a four page fight with Iron Man. There I spotted this panel. Warning! Not for the faint of heart.



Omg?



OMG?! I knew there was reason I stopped reading Spiderman a few years ago XD

For no reason at all I made a pic of Cap with a pre-made camera phone afro.



Can you dig it?



Cheers raNkeri!

[Emu]

Originally Posted by aj2217

Iek?

Yes?

[AlliSabbah]

On a bright and snowy morn I heard a tapping on my door.
Oh joy said I in Utter joy someone has sent me a new toy.



I opened it with so much haste I saw three things to meet my taste.



Oh no the time its pretty late the gifts I have will have to wait.

I wake to noise thats in my headI hear the word BULLSHIT!



Hey wait that ruins my poor rhyme I think Ill check those fish of mine... BULLSHIT.



Aha whose that in the dining room perhaps it is the evil Shroom .... BULLSHIT.



I know now what it is Ill do Ill stop that mushroom through and through.



The deed is done I thought Id won.
Yet what is this his spawn persits.



The mushrooms swarm throughout my house I need a drink to block them out.
Yet who is this looks back at me its evil homer there you see.



The mushrooms win I must give in.
As I feel faint my sight grows dim.
The last thig my poor ears percieve is the sound of mushrooms taunting me .... BULLSHIT.

[RaNkeri]

I'm glad you liked 'em.

And how was the beer by the way?

[aj2217]

To be honest, it's still unopened, since I don't drink But it's on the honor spot, on top of my computer, together with a G1 transformer, a plushie of a rocket and my trusty and never correct date-thingie with the Sombrero =D

[RaNkeri]

Keep it that way and after few decades it wil be worth of billions