FORUM EVENT: "I-MOCKERY'S 2008 SECRET SANTA EVENT!"

[Sacks]

It's a magical world, Zomboid ol' buddy. Lets go exploring.

[Embee90]

I got word that my Secret Santa present has arrived at my house. Apparently, "it sounds broken" and "the dog absolutely loves this package." I'm frightened. I shall be home to see it later tonight.

[Asila]

I got a package today! Well not today but I'm posting me pics today.









Sweet, I wonder what... waitaminute



WUT



WUT

DUDE



:O

I got a letter too which I will share:

"Ahoy there Alisa!
Well what do you know! You're the lucky recipient of my 2008 Secret Santa Gifts! This is an honor not unlike being elected President of the United Galaxies, so I hope you will take this matter VERY SERIOUSLY.

Within this package, you will find two primary gifts. First off, there's the Cocoa Krispies Haunted House Kit which includes everything you'll need to make not one, but TWO edible haunted houses. And why would you want two houses? Because gift #2 is the Martian Matter Alien Maker Spaceship! With this amazing piece of technology, you'll be creating a metric ton of bizarre alien creatures with Lunar Lava and Martian Matter. You can then introduce these fantastic alien creations to their fantastic, albeit haunted, new homes.

I must warn you though, as you will see on the back of the box, the alien product CONTAINS WHEAT, and while that may lead you to believe they are made for consumption just like the Cocoa Krispies Haunted House, I assure you, they are not. Do not eat your alien creations...well, at least not unless you plan on recording it with a video camera and posting the footage on the I-Mockery forums so we can all laugh at you.

Here's the thing...I don't just give gifts that people can post one measly photo of and say "Here's what I got! Ok bye!" No, no, no...you're not getting off the hook that easily, ma'am. I only give gifts that are fun AND require some effort on the part of the recipient. So yes, you clearly have some craft projects to look forward to in the very near future, but trust me when I say that the rewards from having successfully built a Haunted House made of cereal and some aliens made of a strange product which contains WHEAT will last you a lifetime. Your friends will come and go, your family will disown you, even your pet(s) will run off and find a new owner...but not this little Secret Santa project. No...this is your ROCK. This will be the one thing you can always look back on and shake your fist at the heavens as you proudly proclaim, "I DID IT!" You will always have this holiday memory to look back on, so make it count! I expect to see some MIND-SHATTERINGLY AWESOME photographs due to the impeccable gifts I have bestowed upon you today.

Oh yeah, I also included a few extra lil' goodies in the box for you to enjoy such as some I-Mockery stickers 'n buttons and a Christmas Nerds Rope. Mmmm.

Happy holidays and I'll see ya on the forums soon!"

Coming soon: part two, where I staunchly avoid eating small candy coloured aliens that are not food items and yet contain wheat. Stay tuned!

Final thought:



I look bored but that is the best damned candy that I've had in a while.

[stonewar]

I was awoken a the god awful time of 11:30 am on a Saturday morning by a pounding on my door. They were lucky they were the mailman bring my secret Santa gift or there would have been blood shed.

I tamped down my excitement and went upstairs to get dressed. "Shall I put on make-up" I questioned. "there will be photographs." But remembered you jacktards don't care what I look like you just want to see the haul.

And viola


A letter from Tetsu Deinonychus. Oh Thank you Secret Santa!
But I regret to in form you the package did not arrive unscathed.


I Like candy.

A oouple things were amusing about my candy bounty.

A RIIIIIIcola

the kisses were covered in camoflage.

One final gift


but alas:

It is a sequel. I won't be reading it until I get through the first two. I 'm a stickler that way.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Glad you liked everything, Stonewar.

Sorry, about the candle. I probably should have wrapped it or something. I also didn't know the book was a sequel until I bought it, but I hope that when you find the other two that you enjoy it.

[10,000 Volt Ghost]

This is an emergency pic I took a week ago because my camera fucked up. I look kinda haggard and just woke up from drinking all night.

I watched the first few episodes and I like it. It's kinda out there but I'm enjoying it.

Once again

:salute

[bigtimecow]

according to my tracking number, my secret santa got their package, but i see no confirmation on this thread. WHAT'S THE DEAL GUYZ

[Zomboid]

There's a couple people who have yet to post pics, despite their Secret Santas telling me that their packages have arrived.

[MarioRPG]

My pics are coming yeesh. I have stuff to do.

[Mockery]

Asila, glad you liked the stuff, including the Nerds Rope... now I wanna see the pics of what you ended up making with it all. :O

Since I couldn't post any really exciting pics of my DVD gift, I went ahead and reviewed it in the Weeklies section:
http://www.i-mockery.com/weeklies/we...e=movies&id=72

But yeah, come on people... let's see those pics! I know for a fact that some of you got some great stuff in the mail, so let's see 'em put to use! :O

[Harry Lime]

Still waitin' on my loot...twiddling my thumbs away

[Grislygus]

Awright, pics coming today or tomorrow, depending on how quickly I finish wrapping up school shit

[Asila]

I've got all my pictures, I'm just working on putting them together in an amusing way. And shit, there's kind of a lot of them

[Zomboid]

I know that there's a handful of people that just haven't posted pics, as well a few that have definitely sent their things out and can be trusted.

My only concern is one person in particular who I think fucked someone over

[bigtimecow]

fuck yeah grisly; i hope you look super gay!

Z, i still haven't gotten mine

[Zomboid]

You will. Your person is trustworthy.

[Protoclown]

Still no packages here.

ZOMBOID HAVE YOU GOTTEN MINE YET? OMG SPOILERS NOT REALLY CUZ YOU'RE THE NAME-GIVER

[Zomboid]

NO SIR, I HAVE NOT! I'm home for the holidays now though, so I could check the mail myself, but that means I have to go out in -30 weather. Fuck that. It might be here today, but I won't know until one of my family members goes out.

[Protoclown]

But the package will get frozen shut and then you will have to throw it in the fire to open it

[Zomboid]

Don't worry, I sent my soul-draining harpy of a mother out to check.

[Harry Lime]

hhmmmm, i'm guessing I'm the one who may have been fucked over

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by Harry Lime

hhmmmm, i'm guessing I'm the one who may have been fucked over

Don't jump to conclusions just yet since the holidays are always a busy time. We'll take care of ya one way or another.

[Asila]

I got my package and know for a fact that my package was recieved EBREE YOU'RE COOL AND ALL BUT POST PICS

[Asila]

Can I say as a preview that the alien making thing was cool as hell but the haunted house part was way harder than it looked.

Though my 3 year old loves you now Rog, btw.

[Microshock]

Fuck, i am sorry. The package will be shipped out tomorrow morning and should get to the person...whoever that is by Saturday at the latest

I am really sorry for the delay, my pictures will be up soon.