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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 07:23 PM        School Hallway Skits
My show that my school is putting on, we need to have some "classroom" skit things in which it shows what actually happens during the class changes in the hallways. I'm asked to think of some ideas.

But since I have a message board of over 2,000 at my beck and call, I'll ask you guys

Is there anything hilarious that happens in the hallways at your school or college or whatever? It can be offensive, we have this really loud black chick in the group and everything. I'm supposed to be a stoner because I'm mellow and have long hair.

EDIT - LOL, someone actually spilled milk on this black kid's Pumas and the two kids got into a fight and we're making fun of them
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 07:36 PM       
Well, I've seen:

Condom Ballons, Silly String Webs, gas bombs, indoor soccer, home made darts. (take a PCV pipe, and create a dart out of paper, if it made right, to stick half n inch into drywall)
Skateboards, window knockers, door slammers, etc. etc.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 07:46 PM       
I thought this thread was going to be about putting on impromptu skits *in* the hallway. Now that would be cool.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 07:48 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 08:01 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 08:04 PM       
No. Not in the least.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 08:04 PM       
Yes. In the most.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 08:05 PM       
once, i got really drunk and went to school. my buddies and i were goofing around in the hall and a dead mouse fell out of the ceiling.

i nudged it with my foot and it litterally popped open and mouse guts and blood went everywhere.

this girl named Levita started screaming "oooooowieeee, ooooowieeeeee" in a piercing volume. a nasty little teacher (who looked JUST LIKE G. Gordon Liddy) came running to see what the hell the girl was screaming about and slipped on the dead mouse and fell down.

we all laughed and laughed.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 08:13 PM       
You realize, George, that this is the second mouse gore story that I've heard from you? And that it's just as good as the first?
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 08:14 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 08:18 PM       
Well At my old high-school two black kids walk through the 2000 hall screaming "hallelujia"at the top of their lungs, and got the shit beaten out of them by a fat catholic kid, I also saw someone throw a (defective) molotov cocktail.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 08:30 PM       
nothing funny ever happens at high schools nothing remotely GOOD happens either

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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 08:49 PM       
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 08:58 PM       
okay

hey THAT woudl be a funny skit

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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 09:12 PM       
I have a buncha loud spicamolies in our school. One day of them loud girls starts pushing this kid into a crowded line in the hallways...and eventually they are all giggly and shit and one of them stepped on this dudes precious "tims" so they are all like "yo mofaka, watch the tims! stupid faka this is worth more than you" and the bitch is like "ya mafaka? you better shut the fuck up who da fuck are you" and blah blah...

So this Irish dude i know behind was planning to just bulldoze the whole fucking crowded hallway. He runs and just lays em all down, we are all like "stupid bitches wee", then the principal comes along and asks for our ID necklaces
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 09:19 PM       
One time at my school someone pushed this kid down the flight of stairs and I thought it was pretty funny and he started to cry because the nurse told him they had to wire his mouth shut. You should push that black girl down the steps that would be really funny. Then say her hair is cotton candy.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 09:25 PM       
Once, we all had to go up the steps in my Theatre Arts class so we could get to the lighting booth to turn on the lights, and we all go upstairs, except for the kid with down syndrome. He had plastic legs that aren't allowed to go up steps.

We were up there for, like, 15 minutes and we came back downstairs and he was asleep on the floor.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 09:26 PM       
That's not funny that's cute.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 09:27 PM       
He had one of those anime snot bubbles.
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 09:32 PM       
NOW IT'S REALLY CUTE. :cute
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 09:36 PM       
This isn't really a skit, but it's still funny.

Some goth suacidal guy was walking down the hall. And this particular day, only the freshman were supposed to be there. Well, this guy is probobally going to kill me and half my school because of a bomb in a toilet or something like that. Well, anyway. He just got dumped by his girlfriend and he's really pissed. This guy is a rich white kid who isn't *understood* and he says to some big black guy "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY" and the black guy kicked his ass .

I LOL'd
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Old Jan 21st, 2004, 09:59 PM       
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