Go Back   I-Mockery Forum > I-Mockery Discussion Forums > General Blabber
Reload this Page The BlueOatmeal Advice thread!
FAQ Members List Calendar Today's Posts

Reply
Page 2 of 3 < 1 2 3 >
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
  #26  
Raize Raize is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Idaho
Raize is probably a spambot
Old Dec 31st, 2004, 09:08 PM       
Okay, I'll be the first to ask a question.

There's a hot girl at work that was flirting with me at the bar last week. My supervisor has warned me against having relationships outside work with those in the workplace, yet she is dating another female supervisor (for a different area) outside work and only a handful of people know about it. I am one of those people.

Should I pursue this girl, and what do I say to my boss if she finds out?
Reply With Quote
  #27  
HickMan HickMan is offline
DON'T F WITH ME
HickMan's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: MILWAUKEE
HickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty ok
Old Dec 31st, 2004, 09:13 PM       
you live in idaho
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #28  
Big Papa Goat Big Papa Goat is offline
Mocker
Big Papa Goat's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Missouri
Big Papa Goat is probably a spambot
Old Dec 31st, 2004, 09:14 PM       
your boss is a lesbian?
Reply With Quote
  #29  
Raize Raize is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Idaho
Raize is probably a spambot
Old Dec 31st, 2004, 09:22 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Papa Goat
your boss is a lesbian?
Well, I don't want to flat out say it, but it would appear she is at least bi. :/
Reply With Quote
  #30  
BlueOatmeal BlueOatmeal is offline
Hay Ladiez! Howzit going?
BlueOatmeal's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Georgia
BlueOatmeal is probably a spambot
Old Jan 2nd, 2005, 04:55 AM       
I say follow your heart (or your dick lolololol) and go take what you want. Fuck your boss. If your getting laid who cares about a job? Besides when shes asleep you can always stea money out of her purse.
__________________

CALL ME! CALLL MEEE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!678-416-3492 How about it?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
What the fuck are you talking about? He loves da ladiez.
Reply With Quote
  #31  
liquidstatik liquidstatik is offline
kitatsdiuqil
liquidstatik's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2003
liquidstatik is probably a spambot
Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 12:40 PM       
Did you get herpes from a man?
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #32  
BlueOatmeal BlueOatmeal is offline
Hay Ladiez! Howzit going?
BlueOatmeal's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Georgia
BlueOatmeal is probably a spambot
Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 01:51 PM       
No I didn't. I don't know how I got herpes. I hope someone didn't co ck slap me while I was resting.
__________________

CALL ME! CALLL MEEE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!678-416-3492 How about it?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
What the fuck are you talking about? He loves da ladiez.
Reply With Quote
  #33  
Mr. Vagiclean Mr. Vagiclean is offline
Mocker
Mr. Vagiclean's Avatar
Join Date: Aug 2003
Mr. Vagiclean is probably a spambot
Old Jan 3rd, 2005, 06:12 PM       
attention isn't the only thing your sig is getting
__________________
__"Offff all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most"Loook, its a signature.'why are there six pedals if there are only four directions?'CaboooseSports is dead, I'm his freakin ghost, deal with it.iThe following sentance is true....
The above statement was false....
Reply With Quote
  #34  
BlueOatmeal BlueOatmeal is offline
Hay Ladiez! Howzit going?
BlueOatmeal's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Georgia
BlueOatmeal is probably a spambot
Old Jan 4th, 2005, 08:45 AM       
You know you <3 it!
__________________

CALL ME! CALLL MEEE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!678-416-3492 How about it?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
What the fuck are you talking about? He loves da ladiez.
Reply With Quote
  #35  
Phunman Phunman is offline
Member
Phunman's Avatar
Join Date: Nov 2004
Phunman is probably a spambot
Old Jan 10th, 2005, 03:01 AM        Ohhhh
Quote:
Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal
The best way I have found is to get a guy all liquored up. It has to be really strong maybe put a few of those date rape drugs in it. When hes all fucked up in the head tell him that chicks like it when they watch two men blow each other. You see most men will do anything to score with the ladies and soon you will have your blowjob.

If you don't want to go through all that trouble we could set up some sort of get together. I'm not suave but I've always wanted to suck a one-eyed trouser snake.

Ohh, so that's why you always want us to drink or smoke up whenever we hang out Blue Oatmeal.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #36  
HickMan HickMan is offline
DON'T F WITH ME
HickMan's Avatar
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: MILWAUKEE
HickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty okHickMan is probably pretty ok
Old Jan 11th, 2005, 02:34 PM       
Hence your sig...
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #37  
BlueOatmeal BlueOatmeal is offline
Hay Ladiez! Howzit going?
BlueOatmeal's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Georgia
BlueOatmeal is probably a spambot
Old Jan 11th, 2005, 04:55 PM       
My advice thread is dead.
__________________

CALL ME! CALLL MEEE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!678-416-3492 How about it?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
What the fuck are you talking about? He loves da ladiez.
Reply With Quote
  #38  
kellychaos kellychaos is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Where I Started But In A Different Place
kellychaos is probably a spambot
Old Jan 11th, 2005, 04:56 PM       
What a sad turn.
__________________

Wherever you go, there you are.
Reply With Quote
  #39  
Raize Raize is offline
Senior Member
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Idaho
Raize is probably a spambot
Old Jan 14th, 2005, 08:58 PM       
I'm a tad bit concerned by your suggestion. You said to "chumbawumba" my boss. But my boss is the problem, not the solution. She's not hot, this other co-worker (who she doesn't supervise) is.

Also, another update is that there is another female coworker that would be upset if I dated this girl. And last but not least, this girl is dating a guy that I know and don't really want any trouble with. I think I'm just going to pass on the whole thing.

My life is one of those daytime soaps, where the only available women are those upset with their boyfriends and yet still date them because they (in the words of Pearl Jam) "can't find a better man."
Reply With Quote
  #40  
BlueOatmeal BlueOatmeal is offline
Hay Ladiez! Howzit going?
BlueOatmeal's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Georgia
BlueOatmeal is probably a spambot
Old Jan 15th, 2005, 02:16 AM       
I didnt mean to actually screw your boss. I meant to "screw" as in blow off. Don't let her stop you from getting your groove on.

And passing does sound like a good idea. Sometimes its better to masturbate than to get beat up for sexing up a fine lady.
__________________

CALL ME! CALLL MEEE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!678-416-3492 How about it?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
What the fuck are you talking about? He loves da ladiez.
Reply With Quote
  #41  
kellychaos kellychaos is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Where I Started But In A Different Place
kellychaos is probably a spambot
Old Jan 15th, 2005, 05:15 PM       
Dear Mr. Oatmeal,

I think that I would have went with the standard, "Sex in the workplace always comes to no good" ... or something like that. Feel free to embellish on that.

XXXXXOOOOOO
__________________

Wherever you go, there you are.
Reply With Quote
  #42  
BlueOatmeal BlueOatmeal is offline
Hay Ladiez! Howzit going?
BlueOatmeal's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Georgia
BlueOatmeal is probably a spambot
Old Jan 17th, 2005, 06:11 PM       
Thank you for the help kelly. I'm still trying to bloom into a beautiful advice guy and its always heart-warming when someone helps me out in a gentle, sexy way. <3
__________________

CALL ME! CALLL MEEE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!678-416-3492 How about it?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
What the fuck are you talking about? He loves da ladiez.
Reply With Quote
  #43  
Anonymous Anonymous is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Anonymous is probably a spambot
Old Jan 17th, 2005, 07:05 PM       
i hate you and your character
Reply With Quote
  #44  
BlueOatmeal BlueOatmeal is offline
Hay Ladiez! Howzit going?
BlueOatmeal's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Georgia
BlueOatmeal is probably a spambot
Old Jan 17th, 2005, 09:10 PM       
Your such a kidder. You less than three me!
__________________

CALL ME! CALLL MEEE! WHY DON'T YOU CALL THIS NUMBER NOW!678-416-3492 How about it?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Emu
What the fuck are you talking about? He loves da ladiez.
Reply With Quote
  #45  
Anonymous Anonymous is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Anonymous is probably a spambot
Old Jan 17th, 2005, 11:19 PM       
no seriously i think you're creepy and will probably be arrested for attempted rape at some point in your life
Reply With Quote
  #46  
Sojourn Sojourn is offline
Member
 
Join Date: Dec 2004
Sojourn is probably a spambot
Old Jan 18th, 2005, 06:47 PM       
Or hopefully victimized by it.
Reply With Quote
  #47  
Pub Lover Pub Lover is offline
Näyttelijäbotti!
Pub Lover's Avatar
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Mogadishu, Texas
Pub Lover is probably pretty okPub Lover is probably pretty okPub Lover is probably pretty okPub Lover is probably pretty okPub Lover is probably pretty ok
Old Jan 18th, 2005, 07:17 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chojin
no seriously i think you're creepy and will probably be arrested for attempted rape at some point in your life
You say that to everyone.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie
No YouTube embeds in your sigs, poindexter.
Reply With Quote
  #48  
Anonymous Anonymous is offline
Junior Member
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Anonymous is probably a spambot
Old Jan 18th, 2005, 07:19 PM       
That only goes half for you
Reply With Quote
  #49  
Helm Helm is offline
Mocker
 
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Mount Fuji
Helm is probably a spambot
Old Jan 19th, 2005, 09:23 AM       
Take that god-damn sig off. I am cashing in ALL my i-mockery club points (accumulated through years of monetary contributions to the forum, the zombie movie and by spotting a lot of pickleman secrets ON MY OWN) to get you to change that signature or be BANNED mister. You've been warned. I'll take it up in the next i-mockery vet newsletter.
__________________
Reply With Quote
  #50  
Matt Harty Matt Harty is offline
Dirty Girl
Matt Harty's Avatar
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: CLIT
Matt Harty is probably a spambot
Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:20 AM       
call and ask nicely
Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 2 of 3 < 1 2 3 >

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump

   


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:51 AM.

I-Mockery.com - Archive - Top

© 2008 I-Mockery.com
Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.