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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:27 AM        I left my wedding ring at home today...
GUESS THAT MEANS I'M SINGLE FOR THE DAY!

SO WHO WANTS TO FUCK?
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:37 AM       
I'd say 'I AM YOUR WOMAN' but that would be illegal
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 11:48 AM       
You might need to clarify the word "fuck." It means so many things these days. You might also need to specify the "what" as well.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 01:30 PM       
If anyone hits on you just say

"I'm sorry, I'm married, I just don't have my wedding ring because I LOST IT INSIDE AN OBESE WHORE I WAS FISTING THE OTHER DAY!"

I bet that gets a warm chuckle from your co-workers.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 02:23 PM       
ah max, that was particularly foul
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 02:36 PM       
What's really foul is that it's TRUE! And here you were thinking I've been at work all day! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSUCKA!!!
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 04:02 PM       
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If anyone hits on you just say

"I'm sorry, I'm married, I just don't have my wedding ring because I LOST IT INSIDE AN OBESE WHORE I WAS FISTING THE OTHER DAY!"

I bet that gets a warm chuckle from your co-workers.
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 04:37 PM       
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I'VE BEEN SLEEPING AROUND ALL DAY LONG! I'VE SLEPT WITH WOMEN! I'VE SLEPT WITH MEN! I'VE SLEPT WITH FURNITURE! ROG GONE WILD BABY! ROG GONE WIIIIIIIIIIILD! YOU SEE THAT HAMMOCK OVER THERE? FUCKED IT. YOU SEE THAT ROLLED UP CARPET IN THE CORNER? I WAS ALL UP IN THAT SHIT. AND THAT ORPHANED LIMBLESS TURTLE? LET'S JUST SAY 'BABY GOT BACK!' NEXT STOP - $240 WORTH O' PUDDING. HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


PASS THE COURVOISIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 04:43 PM       
Damn you Bong Boy!
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 05:57 PM       
sounds like the joyous, and somewhat nethanderal out-cry of someone getting an hellacious raise... (or one hell of a perk)
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 07:47 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 08:07 PM       
nathan dural is a total jerkwad
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Old Jan 23rd, 2005, 02:05 AM       
And men wonder why we bitch so much at them...its comments like that...tsk tsk tsk u should be ashamed..
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Old Jan 23rd, 2005, 02:19 AM       
am i right girls
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Old Jan 24th, 2005, 07:41 AM        Re: I left my wedding ring at home today...
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You're a dumbasss. Go to AdultFriendFinder.com if you're looking for someone to fuuck, not to a mockery site you idiot. You're just asking to be made fun of you unfaithful twit.
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Old Jan 24th, 2005, 09:14 AM       
That's awesome
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Old Jan 24th, 2005, 09:54 AM       
i hate to say this because i know im gonna get mocked terribly for it but redleader has to be a character
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Old Jan 24th, 2005, 09:55 AM        Re: I left my wedding ring at home today...
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I left my wedding ring at home today...
You're a dumbasss. Go to AdultFriendFinder.com if you're looking for someone to fuuck, not to a mockery site you idiot. You're just asking to be made fun of you unfaithful twit.
Shhhh. Let's see how long it takes him to get it.
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Old Jan 27th, 2005, 04:47 AM       
Oh god this is going to be sweet.
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 07:55 AM       
Oh yes, it's going to be interesting to see how this turns out. Didn't someone write a book about this already?
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 08:30 AM       
Was that an attempt to write some kind of pseudo-clever version of 'I know you are, but what am I?' - because it was rubbish.
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Old Jan 28th, 2005, 10:30 AM       
I am so pleased to return to this thread to find that I drew Doopa out of the woodwork.
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 01:08 AM       
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Oh yes, it's going to be interesting to see how this turns out. Didn't someone write a book about this already?
Should we just tell him, guys?
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Old Jan 29th, 2005, 01:57 AM       
who are you talking to, Immortal Goat?
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