I regularly go many days without showering

[Supercooldude]

Why, when you say to someone you havn't showered today, their all like "ewwww your sick"? I went 2, 3, 4, even 5 days without showering more times then I can count. There's no shame in it, people in Asia do it all the time so if you think there's shame in it, then your racist. There is nothing medically wrong with it either. Not to mention all the money you saved in your water and gas bills, cha-ching!

The fact is if there's two people standing side by side and one showered earlier today and the other showered 3 days ago, you won't be able to tell which one is which, if their both wearing deodorant.

What's the longest you ever went?