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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 12:24 AM        why the hell does my life suck
nothing i do is ever good my life is horrible no matter i take this bus not to be late the 1 i usually take is early and im late i take an early train and i still miss the bus why cant my life be good and why the hell am i asking u
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 12:40 AM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 12:45 AM       
nahh dosent work i even changed my name to happy bob jiggle time
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 12:54 AM       
One solution is probably suicide. Have you tried that?
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 01:17 AM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 01:52 AM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 02:45 AM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 02:54 AM       
am i to understand that your life sucks because you were late to school?
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 03:08 AM       
hes so late he misses it entirely badum pssh
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 03:14 AM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 03:15 AM       
but seriously folks i heard that payne was late for his own funeral!
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 03:46 AM       
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Old Jan 16th, 2005, 03:48 AM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2005, 12:00 AM       
Does anyone know if Payne has a sister? If so, I have a funny masturbation story.
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Old Jan 17th, 2005, 12:46 AM       
Short answer: Your life doesn't suck, you do.

Long answer: I'm pretty certain you've been dealth adequate cards to win at the game of life. You seem to be able to log into the internet, which puts the quality of your life right above the entire third world, all the trailerpeeps, and everybody who has ever seen a real tsunami in their lifetime. You can write, and sometimes even spell a word correctly. You're schooled. That's something every staving child in the world envies you for. Your life doesn't suck at all. You suck at making something out of it.
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Old Jan 17th, 2005, 01:18 AM       
Shutup Tremor, my friend commited suicide cause he was alte for class once, show some fucking compassion you bitch.
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Old Jan 17th, 2005, 06:05 AM       
Stupid whining little brat. "OMG MY LIFE SUCKS" ....grow up
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Old Jan 17th, 2005, 08:13 AM       
I actually agree with Mike on this one, go figure. If you actually came to this message board looking for advice because you think your life sucks, than it must REALLY suck, since this site is about making fun of others, not the advice column idiot!
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Old Jan 17th, 2005, 10:16 AM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2005, 01:41 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2005, 03:22 PM       
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Old Jan 17th, 2005, 05:53 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2005, 05:24 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2005, 03:46 AM       
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