Professor Cool ALMOST died...

[Professor Cool]

Sorry to dissapoint you guys, but I am still alive. You have been misinformed by Mark, who thinks he's a pretty funny guy.

Yes, I was in a car accident. I was driving to find a gas station, and some drunk passes up a red light a crashes right into the side of my car. He missed me by practically inches. I'm not really that hear, I got some cuts and bruises, my car is pretty much worthless now, that and I really shaken by the event. My co-worker called and told Mark, he said that I almost died, so Mark took it upon himself to tell Trigger (who he was talking to for some reason I don't know) that I did infact die, he didn't tell me. But seeing that there's a small obituary of me. I can tell this is his dirty work, he's done it before.

So yeah, I'm not dead. Sorry to Jean,Trigger,FS,Tropical,Chojin,Soundtest,Zorak,bl ue,Dr. Whathisname, and whoever else believed I died (Especially Noob). I'm going through that mortality shit now, and for some reason i feel like proposing to my girlfriend now.

Once again I apologize for myself and Mark's stupid behaviour. Did you know he's really the one behind GADZOOKS, yeah now you know where I'm coming from.

Professor Cool
1975-2003

P.S. I find it chilling that I said I would be the first Mocker to die, and how close that came to be.

[Blue]

good to see ya still kickin

[Dr. V]

Oh thank the good great Lord.

[Tropical]

Soundtest told to me on MSN to tell you guys "fuck you all" if this is a sick joke...

is this a sick joke? :/

[Professor Cool]

I had no part in it, you'll have to ask Mark if he ever shows his face here again.

He also told some of my friends I died and I got like 4 IM's already and I'm expecting more. If this gets to my family, he's gonna have nowhere to live again.

[Dr. V]

Some things are funny, this isn't one of them. This guy Mark should think before he acts.

[Dole]

what a fabulous friend he is. Typical of the infantile, chronically unfunny fuckwits that plague this place.

'He also told some of my friends I died and I got like 4 IM's already' -hmmm....this is slightly puzzling. People IM'ed to say 'are you dead? please let me know!' ??

[James]

Mark is trying to steal Misinformation Man's gimmick.

[FS]

Propose to me, Professor Cool.

[wreckreation]

good joke

[Jixby Phillips]

Thank god.

[Cap'n Crunch]

Mark seems hilarious. My brother told my friend that I died once and I saw my friend cry. It was really funny.

[Protoclown]

Wow, that shit is funny like being punched in the nuts is funny.

[Jeanette X]

Mark needs to die slowly and painfully. Shit like this crosses the line.

[Jixby Phillips]

Yeah Mark, what do you have to say for yourself!!!

[Comrade Rocket]

Man do I feel played. Damn, I suck.

[Ghost of Fraiser]

You people can't take a joke, even you Brandon, it's fucking HALLOWEEN, you grumpy guses.

[Anonymous]

October Fools!

[Tropical]

Your joke sucked for the record...

jokes either insult people or make them laugh.

[Professor Cool]

Yah, I COULD OF DIED, IT'S HILARIOUS MARK!

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Perfecto Suspecto

You people can't take a joke, even you Brandon, it's fucking HALLOWEEN, you grumpy guses.

Fuck you. I was in tears. Jokes don't make people cry.

[James]

Well, Holocaust jokes do.

What do you get when you put 500 Jews in a gas chamber?
A bunch of dead Jews.

[Rongi]

lol

What's the American dream?
10,000 blacks swimming back to Africa with a jew under each arm.

[wreckreation]

you usually suck rongi, but that was a good joke