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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 02:38 PM       
I was going to register there and post "I fell again... " every five minutes, but they have their admins approve registrations, so it became too much work.
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 03:55 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 04:26 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 04:37 PM       
Certainly easier than cutting off his whooha. :/
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 04:44 PM       
from a sex question site

I'm a chronic masturbator, and have been since I was nine (yes I started very early). I've only used my left hand for the 10 years I've been at it, so I've developed a slight, but very noticeable, curve to the right. Is there some way I can correct this? I've heard that pumps work but is there another way?
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 06:03 PM       
Shouldn't it curve to the left?
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 06:33 PM       
I use both hands. Does that mean I'm healthy?
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 07:28 PM       
No. Your using both hands to look for it.
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 08:04 PM       
I use one hand to wank and the other one to dig into my back.
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 11:00 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 11:13 PM       
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Old Oct 8th, 2004, 11:22 PM       
My right bicep is totally huge from jerking off.

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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 02:28 AM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 03:00 AM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 11:00 AM       
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Old Oct 9th, 2004, 08:08 PM       
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No. Your using both hands to look for it.
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Old Oct 10th, 2004, 12:56 AM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2004, 02:14 AM       
I wonder if my girlfriend will use the pink strapon or the huge black on tonite? Oh well, either one will do! I wonder if my boyfriend will do that cute thing with his balls again? I love it when they slap my face.

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Old Oct 10th, 2004, 04:15 AM       
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Old Oct 10th, 2004, 04:28 AM       
I am a christian that masturbates a lot. So I am going to join.
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