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Old Oct 29th, 2004, 10:10 PM        How many of you own a gun?
I am just curious how many people really own a gun and for what reason. I personally own three (A shotgun and two rifles) and I have them for target shooting and home protection.
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Old Oct 29th, 2004, 10:11 PM       
My husband has a shotgun and two rifles also. He bascially uses them for the same things you mentioned.
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Old Oct 29th, 2004, 10:22 PM       
Three rifles a shotgun and two pistols. I use them to satisfy my paranoia
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Old Oct 29th, 2004, 10:23 PM       
I'm pretty sure I have about 5 around the house. I'll have to take inventory again sometime. I also got a pellet bullet sniper rifle that I use to get the damn pigeons off my roof.
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Old Oct 29th, 2004, 10:42 PM       
One pistol in the house and one in my car. A shotgun in the basement - this one for recreational purposes. Yes I own them and I live alone.
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Old Oct 29th, 2004, 11:08 PM       
Statisticly speaking, you are more likely to have your gun used against you by an intruder than to use it against an intruder. You are also more likely to use it on a family member or close friend than anyone else.

We had a break-in where I'm living and the fuckers stole my uncle's PPK, but fortunately they didn't shoot anyone with it (as far as we know).

It was prolly the coolest gun I ever saw, and I don't even really like guns very much.
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Old Oct 29th, 2004, 11:18 PM       
Go to a gun forum or site if you want to discuss this. I've never owned or needed one and I can only hope that everyone will someday be as lucky as me.
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Old Oct 29th, 2004, 11:51 PM       
That's because you're in Canada. Lucky bastard.
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 12:09 AM       
I've had a few friends that owned guns for hunting but when it comes down to having a gun in your car or home for paranoia reasons I find this hard to relate to.
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 12:11 AM       
Two.22s and a .303

And I have the parts to make a makeshift javelin gun
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 12:12 AM       
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My husband has a shotgun and two rifles also. He bascially uses them for the same things you mentioned.
You're married?
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 12:16 AM       
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 12:44 AM       
A pistol, and an assortment of rifles and shotguns. All were either inherited or Christmas/Birthday presents.

I like to hunt and do target shooting. Plus I want to make sure I'm well-armed when everything goes to hell.

Just kidding. I want to be well-armed when I go postal.
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 02:17 AM       
I have a shotgun for when those little raccoon bastards come around eating my cat's food.
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 02:29 AM       
I'm not allowed to own a gun... court order.
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 02:35 AM       
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 03:16 AM       
As if my avatar wasn't enough of a reference to Trigun.
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 03:21 AM       
yeah that's a real good a reference
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 03:22 AM       
You do know I'm talking about the gun and not the other part, right?
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 03:40 AM       
Are you insinuating I watch trash like Trigun? I will fight you to the death, sir!
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 03:50 AM       
What I'm saying is that gun looks like Vash's. And I am glad you don't watch Trigun, because with the exception of Wolfwood it sucks balls.
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 04:57 AM       
I don't have a weapon now, but I planning first to get a SKS, then a conceled weapons permit and a small Snubnose 38 Special.
Then someday a beefy Colt 45. But all this takes money, and I am jobless right now.
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 04:57 AM       
.22 long rifle, 50 calibre muzzle-loader (Model 1837), 45-70, 12 guage semi-automatic. I'll get some flashy handgun when I'm 21.
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Old Oct 30th, 2004, 06:42 AM       
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