The Smoking Thread

[sspadowsky]

Yeah, yeah, it's bad for you, blah-blah-blah. Fuck all you self-righteous non-smokers in advance.

I know we've got smokers here. I was a long-time smoker who quit many, many times. Nowadays, I smoke maybe once or twice a month, if I'm at a bar or something. That's about it. But I don't think I'll ever comlpetely stop smoking. Because I love it. I love love love love love smoking.

Non-smokers cannot understand the appeal of it. So here's where we will share smoking preferences, anecdotes, chest x-rays, whatever.

[soundtest]

Once or twice a month? Man, I envy you. Cigarettes taste so much better when you go that long without one. I smoke between 0 and 5 cigarettes a day, but when I drink it's many more.

Do you guys get Canadian brands in the States? I smoke Benson & Hedges Special Light, but my favourite American smoke is Marlboro Lights and all time best is London State Express 555

[Big McLargehuge]

I have just recently begun to delve into tabacco as a phsycotropic, my favorite smokes are probably Black and Milds because the mellow "buzz" you get lasts for like 45 min to an hour.

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4 OUT OF 5 DOCTORS SMOKE LUCKY STRIKES

[Mike]

Marlboro menthol lights are the most delicious cigarette I've ever smoked.

[Snatchtastic]

I quit but only quit when I'm not in the bar.

I smoke the Parliament P-funk Lights. It has a nice high rise filter so you aren't always sucking on the nasty tar stained filter.

The other day I was watching Family Guy and Brian the dog lit a smoke and It made me want one.

[Protoclown]

Smoking is for fags.

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While I'd love to disagree, there actually is supporting evidence for this. Apparently gay men and lesbians are 70% more likely to smoke than the general population, at least in California.

http://discover.npr.org/features/fea...l?wfId=1354181

[Protoclown]

You didn't get it

[soundtest]

No, I don't. Was it a joke? Because I was very serious.

[Protoclown]

You still don't get it? Hey, wait a minute!

WHO'S FOOLING WHO HERE, PAL

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Welcome to Flavour Country!

[Daphne]

Damn you all, I'm trying to quit again

Originally Posted by soundtest

Do you guys get Canadian brands in the States? I smoke Benson & Hedges Special Light, but my favourite American smoke is Marlboro Lights and all time best is London State Express 555

Oh man, I loooove 555's! They taste like chocolate (don't you think?)! I had totally quit smoking, until I went to NY, and then the gorgeous Marboros forced me to suck them off...and I liked it. I've cut down quite a bit, I pretty much only smoke if I go out to a bar, or if I'm drinking.

[CastroMotorOil]

im a camel man, turkish golds or turkish jades.

marlboro no 25's are good too

[glowbelly]

i love smokin too. i smoke marlboro lights now and i'm not quite sure how i made the switch from camel filters to these, but i'm pretty satisfied with 'em. the closest that i came to quitting was when i was running over the summer, but then i was followed by some guy and i moved to a neighborhood where the chances of me being followed again kinda quadrupled...so no more running for me and now i get to smoke all i want.

on a side note, i have almost completely quit drinking. this month i've only had 3 beers and a small glass of champagne.

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Originally Posted by Daphne

Oh man, I loooove 555's! They taste like chocolate (don't you think?)!

Yea, chocolate GOLD! My brother's company sent him to London for 3 weeks so I told him to bring me back as many 555's as he can. You don't know anywhere to get them in TO or Canada in general, do you Daphne?

[Cap'n Crunch]

Originally Posted by Protoclown

Smoking is for fags.

FAGS IS ANOTHER WORD FOR CIGARETTES. SMOKING IS FOR CIGARETTES. HUCK HUCK HUCK

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oh fuck i just got it!

[DJ Potatoe]

Prot's Right. smoking is for people who don't have sex with a person of the opposite gender....or..uh

smoking is for fags

[Command Prompt]

That gay no smoking party ad would be funnier if it said something like

"come to our non smoking party and bum a DIFFERENT type of fag"

[sspadowsky]

Camel lights. Dunhills are probably my favorite, though.

If I found a genie, and it granted me one wish, I'd wish for cigarettes to be good for us.

[FS]

Joe Camel looks so cool and mature. He makes me want to rebel against society and drop out of school.

[Snatchtastic]

That picture of Joe Camel would be complete if he had the word FUK tattooed on his knuckles.

[McClain]

I bought my last pack of cigarettes over 7 months ago. I'm very much on the same level as you Sammy. A couple grits a month seems to keep me grounded. I wish it were more... 3 a day sounds nice!
But I do feel healthier. I knocked :30 seconds of my mile time and I don't get that funny tickle in my throat. But fuck those things, they pale in comparison to the taste of a freshly packed Marlboro Menthol Light accompanied by a crisp IPA in a frosted mug. FECK!

[Jixby Phillips]

I SMOKKED LAST JANUARY AND IT WAS AWESOME BUT I NEVER SMOKED SINCE