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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 12:37 PM       
I made out with a 15 year old on her b-day party once. I was 17.
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 02:18 PM       
teenage sex is to the real thing what mc donald's french fries are to gastronomy.
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 02:42 PM       
If there's grass on the field, then it's OK to "play ball". Am I right, fellas?!
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 02:56 PM       
My motto is get to that pussy before puberty does. You don't wanna have to work around a chick's "monthlys," know what I mean?
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 03:05 PM       
That James! Always thinking ahead. :bemused
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 05:51 PM       
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16's the age of consent in Pennsylvania, but I think the law says that its only kosher if the elder of the couple is no more than 4 years older than the younger. Until he/she becomes 18, of course.

I KNOW ALL THIS BECAUSE I'M A PERVERT, YOU SEE?
actually 16 is the age of consent but the 4 year older thing only applies from the ages 13 to 15 if i remember my criminology class learnins correctly

so a 85 year old can have sex with a 16 year old and a 19 year old can have sex with a 15 year old, legally.
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 08:00 PM       
So that means my tryst with the eighth grader on my 18th birthday was cool, huh?

I mean...what?
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 11:21 PM       
I remember the first time when I was a teen and I brought home a girl. It was a school day and I skipped class with a girl named Debby. My mom worked right across the street at a lumber store, so we snuck in the back door. I was cool and had a water bed and we rolled around in the waves for a while and then we heard a clunk and a wump. Quicker than you can say "Dr. Boogie" my mom swung the door open and Debbie had sprung up from the bed. The angle of the door and the way my mom was standing she didn't see Debbie sitting on the end of the bed doing up her bra and shirt and my mom asked "What are you doing home?" I layed back on the bed and replied "Came home,headache" and she left Debbie was freaked and left .
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Old Jun 25th, 2004, 11:30 PM       
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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 01:24 PM       
How much you wanna bet Debbie is his sister?
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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 07:19 PM       
I don't usually do this, Kelly, but then again, you're not usually funny - but to the point: that was a good one!

(Apologies for not being able to give full compliments. Please don't ruin your fame with a follow up comment. Really... please don't.)
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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 10:40 PM       
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How much you wanna bet Debbie is his sister?
$50 canadian.
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Old Jun 26th, 2004, 11:08 PM       
What, is that like 3 bucks?
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 12:28 AM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 01:58 AM       
GOD DAMNIT, i want to make a joke, but sadly i actually know big's "girl" for godsake i introduced them. So sadly all i can say is.

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YOU DISGUSTING MOTHER FUCKER , YOU'RE DAMN NEAR TWENTY.

this will hold no intrest to any of you, please ignore this post.
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 10:20 AM       
you set 20 year old ugly fat bastards up with unsuspecting petit early teen girls?

where in the hell do i sign up.

i mean.... what?
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 10:42 AM       
What the fuck a two year difference isn't that bad
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 12:44 PM       
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GOD DAMNIT, i want to make a joke, but sadly i actually know big's "girl" for godsake i introduced them. So sadly all i can say is.

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I found the clitoris
YOU DISGUSTING MOTHER FUCKER , YOU'RE DAMN NEAR TWENTY.

this will hold no intrest to any of you, please ignore this post.
I will not get drawn into a personal conversation in this thread because that is what comrade rocket does and he is a faggot.
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 02:10 PM       
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I found the clitoris
It's always the last place you look.
who would have guessed that it was right between her legs the whole time
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 03:59 PM       
Lotida found the clitoris in her mouth
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 04:14 PM       
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 07:56 PM       
hey guys did you know im sleepy?
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Old Jun 27th, 2004, 09:20 PM       
IM DOC BITCHES
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Old Jun 28th, 2004, 06:23 AM       
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hey guys did you know im sleepy?
I knew you were stupid...does that count?
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Old Jun 29th, 2004, 01:53 AM       
its general knowledge, so no it does not. you lose shithead
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