Drunk behaviours

[Sicktodeathmx]

I try to get people to give me back my keys so I can drive... But it never works. So I just usually ramble about conspiracies involving Bush, 9/11 attacks, so on and what not.

[Comrade Rocket]

i get super horny and hit on girls and usually wind up grabbing boobs and i (try to) dance

the bowling alley i work at has a bar in it and people do crazy shit. The other night i had a guy slide down the lane on his stomach and stop short from getting crushed. Had another guy cut off his finger, there were three fights in the bar and at the end of the night there was a riot.

[MLE]

i usually try to get Chojin in bed so i can jump him. sometimes i skip the going upstairs part. :/

[GADZOOKS]

I post at I-mockery.net

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I sit in a corner and mutter to myself.

[Burger Lord]

I get completely philosophical and create answers to all of the world's problems and have no trouble sharing these answers with any random stranger I might encounter. The only problem is, I forget these great and wonderful plans for humanity by the time i sober up.

[mischief]

pee a lot and sometimes get into arguments

i've also been known to cry a lot about my life even though it's not that bad :o

[WhiteRat]

Bust out one liners untill excessive booze causes my speech to slur real bad. Then I get really hungry and piss 30 dollars away at Perkins.