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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 02:21 AM        Bush: Holding 3 jobs is "uniquely American"
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BUSH: HOLDING THREE JOBS 'UNIQUELY AMERICAN'
Tues Feb 8 2005 9:27:01 ET

Last Friday when promoting social security reform with 'regular' citizens in Omaha, Nebraska, President Bush walked into an awkward unscripted moment in which he stated that carrying three jobs at a time is 'uniquely American.'

While talking with audience participants, the president met Mary Mornin, a woman in her late fifties who told the president she was a divorced mother of three, including a 'mentally challenged' son.

The President comforted Mornin on the security of social security stating that 'the promises made will be kept by the government.'

But without prompting Mornin began to elaborate on her life circumstances.

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MS. MORNIN: That's good, because I work three jobs and I feel like I contribute.

THE PRESIDENT: You work three jobs?

MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that. (Applause.) Get any sleep? (Laughter.)


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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 08:49 AM       
That is uniquely American just like having chicken pox at the same time as the flu is uniquly healthy. There is nothing good about haveng three kids, all with no daddy, one being "challenged", and having to work three jobs at a time to get by. What an ignorant asshole.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 10:07 AM       
Where the hell did he come up with that enlightening gem?
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 10:23 AM       
That son of a bitch. Never known an instant of need in his whole fucking privilidged life and he says that shit? She should have kicked him in the nuts. THAT would have been uniquely American.

In other news, it's refreshing to know that Drudge is willing to feed off the bottom of any pond, no matter who's it is.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 05:12 PM       
I like how he asked her if she got any sleep. What a class act.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 06:07 PM       
I'm surprised he didn't say, "That's more of a Jamaican thing, ain't it?"

Still, she should've kicked him in the nuts.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 06:10 PM       
She was probably too tired.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 06:28 PM       
Hey guys, he was probably THINKING "Wow, that REALLY SUCKS!" so go easy on the poor guy, he's just playing politician.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 07:54 PM       
If i were present i think i would feel so embarassed for her that I would have to kill myself.
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Old Feb 9th, 2005, 08:59 PM       
i could never be president because if i heard someone say that i'd just mail them a check for a million dollars ;<
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Old Feb 10th, 2005, 12:40 PM       
maybe you're exactly who we need to be president....unfortunatly, compassion is considered a weakness to be stamped out these days.
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Old Feb 11th, 2005, 01:19 AM       
He should have been like "better you than me! heh heh." Or possibly "that's cause you lack skills, trick."
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Old Feb 11th, 2005, 11:56 PM       
I love that the President is judged without looking at all the facts that surround this situation.

But then again... I am expecting I-Mockery to have serious political conversations, so maybe I'm the idiot.
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Old Feb 12th, 2005, 12:06 AM       
some people just can't compete in a free market economy, dumbass. if this person lived in europe they'd be on the dole.
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Old Feb 12th, 2005, 09:42 AM       
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I love that the President is judged without looking at all the facts that surround this situation.
Feel free to enlighten us at any time.
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Old Feb 13th, 2005, 02:13 AM       
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I'm the idiot.
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Old Feb 13th, 2005, 02:17 PM       
What's she doing with three kids but no husband? Maybe if she didn't sleep around so much she wouldn't be in this predicament.
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Old Feb 13th, 2005, 02:22 PM       
Maybe her husband died ;_;
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Old Feb 13th, 2005, 04:43 PM       
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Old Feb 13th, 2005, 04:52 PM       
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Maybe if she didn't sleep around so much she wouldn't be in this predicament.
Maybe if you never posted, nobody would've ever read this, and we STILL to this day wouldn't know what a retard you are.
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Old Feb 13th, 2005, 05:46 PM       
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Maybe her husband died ;_;
No, she just sleeps around. Just like 99.9999% of women with kids out of wedlock...

There shoudl be a law... that if someone has kids without a partner, or if a couple gets divorced, then their kids are taken away and given to a family with two parents. There are many couples on the waiting list to adopt kids... Kids deserve two parents (of differing sexes, of course - homos shouldn't be allowed to have kids either).
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Old Feb 13th, 2005, 05:48 PM       
hi Supercooldude . just thought i'd let you know that i hope you die really horribly. ok bye now.
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Old Feb 13th, 2005, 08:17 PM       
And then there are some couples who should never have had children to begin with.....
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Old Feb 13th, 2005, 08:56 PM       
i say that because i was raised by a single mother, supercooldude and it wasnt because she slept around, you spooge stain on a cotton pillow of a human being
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Old Feb 13th, 2005, 11:52 PM       
I wasn't talking about you.
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