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sspadowsky · #1

Damn. I just realized that I've been here for almost three years now. THREE YEARS.

Somewhere in the neighborhood of 43-4400 posts.

Countless hours that I will never, ever get back.

Of the time I spend on the internet, probably 95% of it is here. I cannot escape. I come in to work in the morning, and I'm logged onto here usually before I'm even logged into the applications necessary to do my job. I spend more time on this site than actual work.

Help.
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Malevolent · #2

I'm right there with you, man. Stuck in the vacuum

Too bad it's been sucking in giant pieces of interestellar crap recently.

mburbank · #3

OMG! I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT MICHAEL JACKSON!!!

Malevolent · #4

It still can be, Max!

Anonymous · #5

Sometimes, I'll be trying to check my email, but I'll wind up here instead.

mburbank · #6

Hey, I just thought of a slogan for this place:

"I-MOCKERY: WATER COOLER CONVERSATION FOR PEOPLE WHO'S COWORKERS SUCK."

Which is funny but explains nothing, as I really like my coworkers.

Malevolent · #7

If you like them so much, why do you write their names on pieces of paper and burn them?

slavemason · #8

I usually go ahead and open the programs I need for work first. I imagine it's only a matter of time before I'm in the same boat.
I haven't been here long and I've noticed a decline myself. Maybe it's due to me or some of the other newbie's. If that's the case, you veterans should raise hell to the administrators and get some of us banned. If I'm on your hitlist, fine. It's time to clean house and drop the dead weight to rot. You should ban an old timer while you're at it, just for fun.

Malevolent · #9

People are rarely banned here and, when they are, it's for flooding or posting pictures of people fucking goats. People aren't banned for being idiotic, bandwith-wasting, worthless pieces of crap who do nothing but annoy. It's nice to have a few of those around to lash out at when one's having a bad day. We seem to have an excessive amount at the moment, but I have confidence it will all balance out in the end as it always does.

mburbank · #10

SEE. CAUSE MICHALE JACKSON IS AFRICAN AMERICAN BY BIRTH WHICH AT ONE TIME WAS CALLED 'BLACK' AND ALSO? HE'S AN ASS'HOLE'!

OH GOOD CHRIST I'M TEARING APART MY CHEST SUTURES FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!

Also there was a Disney movie called "The Black Hole" which was kind of wrong in a lot of ways scientifically.

OH! WAIT! I THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS GOING TO BE ABOUT NICHELLE NICHOLS!

There, that's better.