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Old Oct 10th, 2007, 11:45 PM        I am not a part of the Saturn family
Thank you for choosing Saturn. An online consultant will be with you shortly.
Hello, this is Nicole, your Saturn Online Consultant. How may I help you today?
Nicole: Good Evening!
Rupert Murdoch: I am Rupert Murdoch
Nicole: Hello Rupert, how can I Assist you?
Rupert Murdoch: I own everything on TV and need a car that reflects that.
Nicole: Ok
Nicole: Do you have a Saturn related question?
Rupert Murdoch: Yes
Nicole: Is there anything else that I can assist you with today?
Rupert Murdoch: yes
Nicole: And what would that be?
Rupert Murdoch: I need a car that says "Look at me, I am Rupert Murdoch!".
Nicole:The nature of this chat has not been productive for our online services. Should you require vehicle shopping assistance in the future, please don’t hesitate to contact us; we are here to assist with your Saturn purchasing experience. As a result, I’ll need to make myself available for those requesting my assistance. Thank you for visiting saturn.com.
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Old Oct 11th, 2007, 02:28 AM       
The "YOU ARE A RACIST" works perfect as an epilogue.
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